Totom introduces Bowie to the joys of De-Evolution with Suffragette Freedom.

Let us open the Scroll of Kobol to Chapter 10, Verse 34

"..and their was much rejoicing in the land with the showing of the season 3 preview."

Even better is news that Season 3 will open with a 2 hour movie.

First new music video from Chris Cunningham in 7 years. May put you off sushi for a week or two.

The newest film by Sixth Sense director M. Night Shyamalan, "Lady In The Water" is about to hit our collective consciousness and the reviews aren't kind.

"Ponderous, self indulgent" - Variety

"Hollywood cannot pollute the ozone with anything more idiotic, contrived, amateurish or sub-mental than Lady in the Water." - Rex Reed

...and my personal favorite:

"Has M. Night Shyamalan lost his damn mind?" - Philadelphia Weekly

I've heard stories for years about what an asshole this guy was and Deus Ex Malcontent has a great read that backs up the rumours. Personally I've wanted to slap the man silly ever since the ending of "Signs."

Alien 1: "Glorious Leader, We've discovered a planet that is 70 percent covered by water."

Alien 2: "You mean that substance that causes us to explode like Gremlins in a tanning booth?"

Alien 1: "Yes sir."

Alien 2: "ATTACK!"

It's not.

Bush vetoes stem cell bill.

And with the stroke of a pen, while literally millions of Americans work to find cures for Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, spinal cord injuries and so on, the President stops any further Federal funding.

He announced the veto while surrounded by "snowflake families" who adopted children born through embryo donation, to drive home the point that use of embryonic stem cells effectively takes the lives of children yet to be born. Of course what he doesn't mention is that thousands of embyros are already being destroyed every year in fertility clinics. Last week, he even had his henchman announce this isn't a big deal because adult stem cell are more useful, anyway. That's now been shown to be a big, fat lie. So what else is new.

Sen. Orrin Hatch said the veto sets back embryonic stem cell research another year or so. So this basically means the medical advances that will undoubtably occur due to stem cell research will be pushed back at least a year, and the thousands of people that would have benefitted from those advances in that time are now out of luck.

Just another day on the ranch.

- We'll start with a treat. Letterman's top ten George W. Bush moments. And he didn't even include the neck massage.
- Remember the United States of Whateva clip? I think this chick started it all. Lots of energy. She may be on the pot.
- Combining My Little Pony animation with Resevoir Dogs audio is what the Internet was created for in the first place.
- I waste alot of time on this blog, but I've never gathered dozens of friends to recreate space invaders. That's dedication.
- And speaking of wasting time, did you know there's a whole world of Star Trek fans making their own films? Here's a clip.