i thought that Toby Young would make a nice follow-up to my post Lost in Translation. In his book, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People the British author recounts his experiences in NYC working at Vanity Fair magazine. Yes Scaramouche, you'll find that phrases like "suck it and see" and "tits up" create momentary paralytic silence. (I must admit that since reading your comment, "suck it and see" has been bouncing around my brain like a BB in a boxcar, dying to get out.)The t-shirt that Toby wore to his first day at Vanity Fair didn't go over well either. It featured a shirtless Keanu Reeves and text that read "young, dumb and full of come". Someone had told him that the dress code was "real casual".
I am not actually reading the book. As part of the promotion for his new book, The Sound of No Hands Clapping; A Memoir, he is making the audio version of 'How to Lose" available, free of charge, on his site. (weekly installments) Its a great listen and Toby does a great reading.
According to NNDB: "Toby Young's two-pronged claim to fame is having been fired from nearly every newspaper or magazine he's worked for, and having largely nothing to say except blather about himself. In 1995 Conde Nast, Inc. lured Toby with $10,000 to New York for one month. That one month extended to a two and a half year career at Vanity Fair, Young wrote 3,000 words, for which he was paid $85,000 -- roughly $28/word. Nice work if you can get it."
Excellent work Toby! May the bridges you burn light your way.






