If we're going out, we're going out with a bang, damnit!

First up, The Erotic Adventures of Zorro, a 1972 soft porn comedy written and produced by exploitation legend David F. Friedman. This production is epic in both budget and scope, and you almost think you've wandered into the wrong theater, that is, until Zorro utters his first line of dialog in the trailer:

Next, I am getting laid. Forgive me Padre, but Zorro tells it like it is.

But don't leave just yet! Our second smash feature is exploitation genius Harry Novak's re-imagining of Bill Shakespeare's finest with The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet. The brilliance here is watching late-sixties soft core talent relive their high school play, only with boobs.

Check 'em out before the morality police shut us down. It's been a blast, folks!

I have 2 translation issues I'm seeking clarification on. Both are British to U.S. English.

1. Why is does fanny mean "ass" here and "vagina" in the U.K.?

2. What does "effin and jeffin" mean.

(I am posting from my treao so, no ass and vagina pics.)

I was emptying out my pockets this morning and I discovered the quarter pictured above. It has enameled artwork featuring baseball player Corey Patterson. Isn't it illegal to doll up money with this sort of bullshit?

Aquaman, you're a sports guy. Can you give me an explaination for this nonsense?

Truly, one of the last bastions of Rock and Roll.
(Rock and Roll used to be about sex, drugs and music. Look at what MTV has done. Shows like Sweet Sixteen and cobraded cross-sells for Kotex. Don't get me started.)

The interface for their website gets 2 chicken heads from Clickity Clack.

Here is a link to a video of Ween performing Baby Bitch. Personal favorite.

My first exposure to Ween was their video for Push the Little Daisies. I thought, "who are these retards?"

I was at their legedary Irving Plaza show in 2000. Their encore performance of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" nearly brought about the rapture. Best rock concert I've ever seen.

Hot for Teacher Recorded in Texas

The bug pictured below is made of paper. Its oragami created by Robert J. Lang.

Below is the crease pattern for the Shizuoka Cicada pictured above.