Here's a product demonstration of an Interior Roast by Reemco:

Cook fowl from the inside out with Reemco's Interior Roasts™. These new appliances were created to enhance the culinary experience and to make food prep more stimulating and enjoyable!

Still not convinced?

Testimonial: Mark Richards, Syracuse, New York

I work sixty, sometimes seventy hours a week. When I used to come home my wife would be depressed and sullen- sitting in front of the television all day with no dinner on the table. I was angry at her for not having a fresh meal on the table. But since we got an Interior Roast™, there's been a remarkable change! My wife actually spends hours everyday creating fantastic meals. I mean, I can't get her OUT of the kitchen!

If that doesn't sell you then read Paul's letter. Hell, I'm down with anything that gets me a home cooked meal.