- Want a good laugh? Check out this webcam at noon to see how long New Yorkers will wait in line for a cheeseburger.
- What's more disturbing in this clip...the waitress serving breastmilk at the table, or the patrons sipping the coffee?
- In keeping with the drunk theme started last week, how 'bout 50 drunken pets. Dogs, cats, bunnies, even a duck.
- Headline of the day: China Olympic stadium design entry resembles giant snatch? That Xeni's a classy broad.
- And finally, what the fuck was Connie Chung thinking. Decades in network television news, and this is what will live on.