The Net has instigated much cultural change in our society -- blogging, social networking, match maker sites, eBay -- you get the picture. Now, with the proliferation of video sharing sites we are seeing a whole new genre of personal expression: The Fart Lighting Video.
After reviewing over 100 fart lighting videos on the net, here are the ten best. This wasn't an easy task, either. Most of what's out there is really uninspired, not to mention all the fakes and failures cluttering the ether. In order to make this task manageable, I decided to focus only on fart lighting. The list of top 10 dick lighting videos is for someone else to compile.
Here are the top 10 Fart Lighting Videos on the net.
10) The Machine Gunner displays a finely tuned sense of control in his attack.
9) These guys prove lighting farts isn't just a young man's game.
8) Making a fart lighting video is typically a social endeavor, so if you find yourself sparking up alone, then maybe it's time to get help.
7) This one reminds of that old Woody Allen quote: "He's a ventriloquist on the radio! How do you know he isn't moving his lips?"
6) These guys are kicking it up a notch with the whole cigarette bit, and fuck yeah they know it!
5) The flame is strong and visible in daylight, but it's the handshake afterwards that leaves you with a nice sense of accomplishment. [from burningfarts.com]
4) Flannel and fire. Where is Darwin when you need him?
3) The cowboy outfit and red cast lend this video a real David Lynch vibe. [from burningfarts.com]
2) The Mythbusters use a high -speed camera to prove it is possible to light your farts in this sequence banned in the US.
1) "Stupid guy lights his fart." In the murky underworld of fart lighting videos, this one is the clear champ. If you see only one fart lighting video, this is the one to watch.
If you think you've seen better, comment below and let us know.
as i was scrolling down i was hoping you had the "stupid guys lights his fart" one lol i found it on www.0wnag3.net doesnet he also fall down the stairs? lol
thank you for spending days looking at fart videos to entertain me for five seconds.
Civilization is surely doomed when there are enough fart lighting videos on the web for *10* of them to be considered the best.
I gotta say, I saw a much better one postedon Gorillamask a while back. This was on google vids, and it featured a guy using his fart to light a candle from about 2 or 3 feet away.
Mike, if you actually click the links above, you'll find the one you mentioned under "all the fakes".
Anyone have video of the guy who fails and makes diarrhea on his hand? HiLARious.
There are much better ones.
I have a list of close to 100 from just YouTube alone! Perhaps I can make a site lol
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D7B4393CA5254435
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I know the site http://www.fartingsexy.com has a great fart lighing video posted!!
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Hello, wicked-weasel
please find the missing youtube vids and repost.
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hehe.. I like the way you have the critical approach "Technically this is probably the best, but the professional nature of the performance smoothes away some of the dangerous edge necessary to the genre."
Genious!
I wish we could see more vids of women lighting their farts!
Ed.