So, let's review. In Denise Richard's divorce petition she accused Charlie Sheen being a member of “disturbing” sites “which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other.”

But just a few weeks before, here he was announcing a clothing line - Sheen Kidz - for very young girls, designing exactly the kind of clothes he likes them to dress up in.

It's the American dream, I tell you - to have your daughter look like the apple of Charlie Sheen's eye. Thanks to People magazine for highlighting this gem.