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{ May 4, 2006 }

Caption Competition

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This rock dares to go, where no man has gone before!

said DJ_Varanus on May 4, 2006 5:56 PM.

Yes, (insert female alien's name), this is life-size. [It explains a lot of conquests]

said John SA on May 4, 2006 7:05 PM.

Does this jump-suite make me look gay?

said Don B. on May 4, 2006 7:51 PM.

The Captain's Log, star date...

said Evil Richard on May 4, 2006 7:55 PM.

*knock knock*
"Uh,(cough) yeah I'm, um, in the bathroom here...doing something. Just, uh, wait outside."

said Evil Richard on May 4, 2006 8:05 PM.

KHAN!KHAN!

said Manny on May 4, 2006 9:50 PM.

deep space nine inches

said mgallay on May 4, 2006 10:45 PM.

Kirk screamed out from the center on the world:

KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!

And it echoed forever, into the emptiness of the universe...

KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!
KH - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - CK!

said Johnny Chicago on May 4, 2006 10:48 PM.

What happens in the menagerie stays in the menagerie.

said bloggerbrain on May 5, 2006 11:37 AM.

"Is this thing on?"

said TurkeyburgerDLX on May 5, 2006 12:22 PM.

The safety of the rock has to be protected. Where can I hide it so the bald alien can't find it?

said janice on May 5, 2006 8:44 PM.

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a proctologist!

said Eileen on May 15, 2006 12:03 AM.

I would be mad to if my dick fell off and dried up, but I have it now and I am not giving it back.
Uhura is going to love me for this.

said Thunder Bucket on May 17, 2006 4:30 PM.

Damn, I miss Spock

said johnny wishbone on May 18, 2006 10:49 AM.

"Captain's Log" :D

said ClientSurfer on June 18, 2006 12:21 AM.

Ooops, sorry Don B., didn't see you already had thought of that! tee hee

said ClientSurfer on June 18, 2006 12:23 AM.

Wait til Sulu gets his hands on this.

said Paul Korel on June 23, 2006 2:49 PM.

Offstage Announcer: Live from the Comedy Club! It's Captain Kirk!

Kirk: Hi, everybody! I just flew in from the planet Dildo IV and boy, is my arm tired!

No, seriously, has anyone seen Barbarella lately? she left this in the Green Room.

These kids today, I just don't know about them. Someone dropped this after a drive-by fertilization.

...so I said to the priest, "I don't care what you say, I'm not gonna stop doing it until it falls off...WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Thanks! You've been a great crowd! Don't forget to tip your waitress...

said Merlin Macuser on July 26, 2006 4:22 PM.

Who needs a Kling-On, when a strap-on, does just nicely.....???

said Kevron on November 7, 2008 3:55 PM.

"Dammit Mr. Sulu! I thought I told you to leave these things in your quarters!"

said jlbaily on November 7, 2008 4:52 PM.

"Spock, what do you make of this? I found this stalagmite growing in the middle of Sulu's floor."

said Tim on November 7, 2008 10:51 PM.

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