Virgin has announced that Snakes On A Plane 19 will begin filming in May at their Mare Tranquillitatis studios. Cortex implant release date is set for August.

Maddox Jolie will return to the role of astronaut Gus "Gus Man" Jones who discovers that once again snakes have somehow infested his orbital shuttle.

Richard Branson Clone #8 explained that this will be the most exciting sequel yet. "This time we're making the snakes super intelligent. Instead of them just killing because they're evil, they kill because they have a job to do. The audience will really come to sympathise with the snakes because, hey, they're just doing their job! It's the whole duality of man thing, ying, yang...except they're snakes....huge snakes with dripping fangs of hot death."

Added Branson Clone #2, "Plus Maddox totally rips into a nest of them with a laser chainsaw at one point."

Tentative title for this new outing is "Snakes On A Plane 19; The Quickening."