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{ April 1, 2006 }

Michael Jackson Is Alive And Well On Ganymede

Posted by Razen

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The elusive 20th century pop star has been missing since his son, Prince Michael, entered the priesthood in 2024.

Sources on Jupiter's moon tell us that Mr. Jackson has no plans to return to Earth since he still has outstanding arrest warrents against him from the Holy Sony/Apple Empire.

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I fall more behinder every day.

said Miss Cellania on April 1, 2006 4:47 PM.

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