Saw this one on Screenhead today, and it reaffirmed my faith in celebrity. I've always known Kevin Smith was a pretty cool dude - filmmaker, comic book writer, comic shop owner - how could any woman resist a combination like that?

But now he takes it way over the top to pwn us all. Witness the latest version of his Clerks II video diary - but before that, assuming your're not one of the 3 million people who have watched the Hey Clip, well, watch that first, and try not to feel like a dirty old paedophile while you're at it. It'll give you some context.

Gotta love that sideways camera shot.