MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
I don't know whether to laugh at Mr. Winikoff's ballsy plan or cry that it actually worked on two women.
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On behalf of the YBNBY, I'd like to announce that the prize for our next Caption Competition is a free breast exam, delivered to you at your home by Clickety Clack. Good luck everyone.
And don't worry, Clickety Clack will wear those glasses with the large painted on eyes so you get the full Winikoff experience.
Never having had a breast exam (home or otherwise) myself: Is a genital exam included or was Winikoff just being thorough?
When I saw the photo I thought for a moment that Benny Hill had risen from the dead.
when he came to my door I said oh yes, free and then when he took his pants off I said oh HELL no you gotta pay me first LOL... benny hill too funny.
I think if these woman were so concerned over this harmless old guy damm what the hell is the world coming to!
Make the poor old man a cup of coffee and watch some jerry springer LOL...