As always, these are actual letters to People magazine. We can learn a lot from our fellow Americans (and, in this episode, Canadians).

On Bra-Jen-Lina...

"There is one word that describes Jennifer Aniston all the way, and that word is 'classy.'"
Carol
San Diego, CA

"Congratulations on your exclusive and great story. I have asked others to support you by buying more than one copy."
Cassie
Toronto, Ontario

On Brokeback Mountain...

"Growing up in Oklahoma, we never had to worry about the orientation of another man. Now, thanks to this film, we have to."
Casey
Oklahoma

See the first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth installments in this rare feature.