Just when you thought your favorite foods couldn't get any better, I'm here to tell you of a new delicacy - Baseball's Best Burger which:
...consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.
You know, if it were just the burger and the Krispy Kreme, I might not have thought twice about this. But it takes a special kind of genius to look at that combination and say “You know what this needs to make it perfect? Two slices of bacon!”
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christ, i think i'm going to puke.
i had a krispy kreme for the first time in a long time last week and thought i was going to be sick. adding bacon to that? and then also a burger? why don't you add 4 slices of american cheese and some mayo also?
This is about disgusting.
But Krispy Kreme donuts refried in butter is heaven!
Hmmm.... not sure how original this is since it was already done on an episode of "The Boondocks" called "The Itis". I think his burger had like five strips of bacon on it, though. The creative mind of Amer'kin bid'ness is on the wane when it has to rely on cartoons for ideas (even thought it is a great cartoon).
Ick. I say again. Ick.
I'm gonna be sick.
So there.
Jim Gaffigan has a short bit about this on his new CD/DVD, though I'm not sure which came first - he talks about the donut-ham-hamburger:
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Do they give you a referral to a cardiologist when you order this burger??
How far apart do you think the ropes should be for the folks waiting in line?