The world’s first autonomous vehicle for the transport of aquatic life on land in a gaseous atmosphere.

Brett Boone may annouce his retirement from baseball, and you can still remember watching his dad catch for the Phillies...time to buy a Porsche.

(Aaron's still playing, right?)

I've had this idea...oh...every time I speak with someone from customer service.

You have a gripe about a company that's treated you like crap, but you don't have any way of getting back at them? Call the Buzz-a-phone hotline and let the world hear it on the buzz-a-phone podcast. You can also talk about good experiences, but what fun is that?

If I get motivated, I'll leave about two dozen messages...or maybe I'll just stay on the couch.

Apologies if this has been posted before (which is very possible since the show closed a month ago) but an art gallery made of Legos is too good. Especially one that's representing some pretty gory pieces...Quinn's blood head and Cattelan's hanging horse, to name a couple.

Via DoubleViking...Feel like taking a drive in San Francisco? (maybe against traffic)

How soon before it comes to NYC?

CBS RADIO SUES HOWARD STERN

Sirius Radio, Don Buchwald and Gary the Retard also named in suit.

Babba Booey on Moonves: I'll beat him with a fish.

The Oscars are this Sunday, and you haven't ordered your really expensive cookies yet.

- Billy Burr Friday to-do list: eat cheeseburger: check, jerk off: check, damnation: check.
- Obsession of the morning...a bunch of sharks and a filet-o-fish sandwich.
- Best thing about Domino Pizza guy's new Catholics-only town ...unlimited wine and anchovies.
- According to Jon Stewart, one out five dentists think Cheney's good for your teeth.
- And from the looks of things at the Bourbocam, there's some cleanng up to do.

You know, for all the famous Sasquatch and Nessie footage, there's something about THIS footage that makes me think it might be the real deal. After all, how would YOU expect a demon from Hell to act?

Maybe I should have made this a Caption Competition...

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