Many of you may remember the above photo which we ran some time ago - it may have been for a Caption Competition, but I couldn't find it in that section (but feel free to add an captions you want in the comments).
It came to mind because British newspaper, The Daily Telegraph has an article on what they are claiming is the World's first speciality penis restaurant, which has opened in Beijing. The story including some delicious looking photos of such delicacies as “Dog's penis, garnished with a plum” and a platter of both ox and snake penises (to which the obvious comment is that I didn't even know snakes HAD penises).
Funnily enough, the accompanying ads on the page advertise “Free chicken recipes”.
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Look, goddamnit.
I love my Asian sisters and brothers, just as much as the next human, and yes I have eaten dog kimchee when I was on a 6-month TDY assignment in Korea when I was in the Army, among other strange culinary delights from around the world, but this? - this is just too much.
I think it's called a speciality for a reason - only a few of us on this warped planet actually can sit at a table and consume penis. Not "eat," like Teri Weigel-pornish "eat," but actually chew on until ground up in our mouths and then swallow down our hungry throats said penis meat.
I guess if I was starvng and it was a choice between my arm and a dog penis, I guess I'd go dog, but you know... you could take a few inches of fat off my stomach, and I think I'd be fine with that.
Either way - as the White girls say - ewwwwwww.
What he said.
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DEFINATELY what he said!
Uh....
>The deer and the Mongolian goat were surprisingly similar: a little >stringy, they had the appearance and feel of overcooked squid >tentacles. The Xinjiang horse and the donkey, on the other hand, >were quite different. Though both came sliced lengthwise, and >looked like bacon, the horse was light and fatty, while the donkey >had a firm colour and taste. The testicles were slightly crumbly, >and tasted better with lashings of the sesame, soy and chilli dips >thoughtfully provided.
Um. Gross.