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I've never seen any of the Tomb Raider movies nor have I played the game but it seemed worth noting that Angelina Jolie is no longer playing Lara Croft and her shirt -I mean role- in the next film will be filled by an unknown actress named Karima Adebibe who only previously appeared in another movie I've never seen called Alien Vs. Predator.
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Sorry to bust anyone's bubbles, but she looks HOTTER than Angelina Jolie. Look at the FACTS:
Aneglina's used up, she's OVER, no matter what anyone tells me, and now she stole Brad Pitt and is having his whoreanus baby? Fuck...
However, this Karima Adebibe gal will get hot FAST - and be dating Pauly Shore or Jack Black by the end of 2007, guaranteed!
THIS will be the SURE sign that she's made it in the whore-ville called Hollywood.
I don't think she's going to be in any movies. I think she's just the 'poster girl'/tradeshow Lara Croft.
I have to say - she looks more like the console version that Angelina ever did.
I always would have liked to see Elizabeth Hurley lick butt in that role.
Errr, I meant to say "KICK butt". Or did I?
No, licking butt would be good for her career... if her husband can sleep with a (now suicidally dead) whore, she can hit up on some anus to give her a boost.
No fingers, though... that would hurt.
Want to touch the boobie...