Looks like siblings Candace and Kirk Cameron are equally nuts. Both of their official websites are shallow fronts for an online quiz that asks two questions: "Are You A Good Person? And Are You Going To Heaven?"
If you're feeling good about yourself, this quiz will knock you down a few pegs. Here are some of the questions. Though they're not so much a question as presumptive scoldings. And scroll all the way down for the craziest of the crazy:
Who is God to you? Is he only a god of love and mercy who would never judge anyone and never cast anyone into Hell? If that's your god, then you're right. Your god couldn't cast anyone into Hell because he doesn't exist. He's a figment of your imagination. You've created a god in your own mind that you're more comfortable with. You may call it your "personal belief," but God calls it idolatry. It's the oldest sin in the Book, and the Bible warns that idolaters will not inherit the kingdom of heaven.
Have you ever used God's name as a curse word? If you have, you've taken the holy name of God-- who gave you your life, your family, and everything precious to you-- and used it as a filthy, four-letter word. Hitler's name wasn't even despised enough to be used as a curse word! If you have used God's holy name in that manner, you are a blasphemer and the Bible says "God will not hold him guiltless who takes the name of the Lord in vain."
God commands that we set aside one day in seven. Have you ever been guilty of breaking this Commandment?
Have you ever told a lie? Then you are a liar. How many murders do you have to commit to be a murderer? Just one. If you have told even one lie, that makes you a liar. The Bible warns that all liars will have their part in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 21:8). You may not think deceitfulness is a serious sin, but God does.
And this is the biggest downer yet:
Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should.You have actually angered Him by your sin.
The Bible says His wrath abides on you, that you are an "enemy of God in your mind through wicked works."
Perhaps you think God is good and because of his goodness He will overlook your sins?
But if you knew of a human judge who turned a blind eye to the crimes of a guilty rapist... would you describe him as a "good" judge?
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And yet, you sought them out, you big weirdo. Don't worry though, no one will interrupt your pot smoking, gay porn watching, take your neighbors daughter for an abortion ass.
I was looking for info on Steph "Meth" Tanner when I stumbled across this. Take the quiz. I think your comment alone broke 4 commandments, and you're eternally damned.
Unless you make a sizable donation to Kirk's House of God, of course. They know a guy who knows a guy.
what's an "abortion ass"?
All hail fundamentalism....and go buy season one of Growing Pains - out now!
Its a good thing God is dead, otherwise he'd be really pissed at this "Church of TGIF" bullcrap. Where's Balki when you need him?
Oh man, that reminds of this hilarious story. I was sittin' around with my buddies, passing the bong and watching Naked Swordsman 16 on DVD, and we all thought it would be fun to gather up all the neighbor's pregnant teen daughters and take them out for abortions - on us, of course!
First we rented a minivan to take all the girls at once. On the way to the clinic we stopped at the nearby church, where we converted a gang of clean cut altar boys and a couple of priests to the homosexual lifestyle. It was AWESOME! There we were, having gay sex with each other, spreading the homo lifestyle, and secretly taking all the pregnant neighborhood teens out for abortions.
Afterwards we all went to a bar and laughed about the whole thing. Father McGillicutty was making hilarious "vacuum cleaner noises" at all the girls -- I laughed so hard I sprayed my Cosmopolitan out my nose!
Ahhh, good times.
The ten commadments bit was just to prove a point. Did you read till the very last page? It's not a 'scolding' as you say. It's a wakeup call to see your own sins. Is it truly outrageous to think of God as perfectly just and righteous in all His ways? The media has made him so small, the butt end of jokes, a playful caraciature. No, God is almighty, omnipotent, and perfect in all His ways. Is that not the very definition of God whether you are a believer or not?
And yet in his justice, we see His love and mercy by giving His only Son to suffer on our behalf for the shit we do everyday. That's the craziest of crazy for me.
Then maybe it would be best if we kept tabs on ourselves before we worry about everyone else's sins. (see Kerwin comment)
PS: Make sure you're wearing something cool when you're time comes, Kerwin old buddy.
Only a cockbiter like the original responder Kerrwin and the subsequent kow-towing suckhole/whore poster child for this "religion" business called Blizz would be so crass as to once again judge people blindly and tell people they are wrong for feeling anything but the retarded way they feel.
Is that all you fuckwads can do is hate? Do you think that when your buddy Jesus was on Earth, he was a backbiting scumbag like you?
Now mind you, religion IS a booming billion dollar business in this country that is only eclipsed by the porn business and Microsoft. (There's something in that...)
If the posters had thought about what their blind opiate-like devotion to an imaginatinary notion is actually doing to show me that their religion is "the one to follow," they would see me leaving this page as soon as possible.
But oh no, I couldn't pass this up. I'm used to these morons giving you the usual catch phrases, which we've all heard before, about how "happy" they are. From a psychological point of view, I have to admit these people are happy on the outside. Creepy in a helmet-wearing, short-bus riding type of way, but happy.
However, it's these same weak-minded people who've kept the makers of the Flowbee and the Ginsu knife in moccasins, too. They worry me in that they actually think that when they take a knee before the wind that they feel a breeze in their hearts as well as in their hair.
I like religion, though - I think it's facinating to see it's effects on people who use it to feel better. I also like to watch English people try to drive on the right side of the road. It's all a point of view and how you look at it.
Christians judge, because they've been told not to, and as we all know, some of the best mass murderers in the world have been good "Christians." Custer, the KKK, Hitler, Bush...
Muslims react to their environment because they've been told to, and that is why this religion, and the majority of the people who follow it (or as those same fine White Christians call them, "the sand niggers") have been villified and made them the target de jour by this country and ESPECIALLY our government's officials. If you HATE anyone who is NOT "Christian", this makes you a GOOD "Christian"?
There are many different religions on this planet, and many different points of view. It's funny that ONLY the "Christians" think their "rights" are being taken away, when it's been the Christians who did the most damage! Who systematically killed the American Indian in the name of God? Who made sure the Blacks never got any education, any rights, any equal footing?
You tell me that this is a religion worth me sticking my cock into? A God who "loves" through it's people like this?
I say give me some Muslim, or Hinduism, or Satanism, or Wicca, or any other bullshit, but please! Don't tell me that this shit you call a "Bible" is worth reading or following?
Oh yeah! That is another issue altogether - the "Bible." Written by dead Jewish and finely edited by English writers to surpress the poor masses into a false sense of hope, it has caused more death and misery than it has proposed to help!
(This formula seems to have worked for them for over 500 years now. Is the Pope poor? Who has been the BIGGEST LANDOWNER worldwide for centuries? The Japanese? The Chinese? I THINK NOT.)
Maybe these same fine "Christians" on here would like to explain to me the Inquistion, where Jews and Muslims and other "heretics" (i.e. people who didn't care about religion and tried to live their lives normally) were tortured and maimed and humiliated and DIED for someone else's notion that this fucking book called "the Bible" was the ONLY viewpoint of a "loving caring God?"
Or maybe the Crusades, where millions were once again MURDERED by these same "Christians" because other NATIONS didn't believe in this same bullshit, a wisp o' the wind, a stinking fart of a notion that has placed more sick disgusting pedophiles all over the world than any other disease?
How about the suppression, censure and ex-communication of the many scientists and their groundbreaking theories because of the Pope (the number one "Christian" guy at the time) and his stoic belief of the Earth being the center of the fucking Universe, among other things??? Ever heard of Copernicus or Galileo?
"Christians" and their two-faced 'love/hate' attitudes creep me out more than anyone on the planet - with the exception of computer progammmers. At least a programmer won't stab you in the back and rumormonger on you or try to fuck you in the ass while your back is turned.
Give me a "God" who won't fuck you over, and give me a group of followers who won't be as defective and as fucked-up mentally as their 'followers,' the "Christians." They have an agenda, to bully people and shout down people, and use their subtle style of "if you're not a sheep like us, you're on your own" style of thinking.
I know - my brother is a Pentacostal preacher, the most SEVERE of all of these scum. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart were, too. Oh yeah, Benny Hinn. Google that motherfucker if you really want to see the TRUE face of thse fucking "Christians."
I'd rather go to Hell - if any of this shit actually existed. I can't believe we're all arguing about absolutely NOTHING.
NOTHING.
Have a good Sunday, and remember, Jesus loves you! - so go kill and rape children and rob for him today!
This might be the scariest link you ever posting. Incredibly disturbing.