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On Trial For Having Underage Sex? Nothing Says "I'm Sorry" Like A Nascar Tie!

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Matthew Koso shows that his common sense is only matched by his fashion sense.

Read more about this idiot here.

Oh, and here's a picture of his wife and mother of his child, 15 year old Crystal Koso.

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On the other hand, it's a good way to stick it to a stupid local proecutor who is persecuting you for being legally married in another state.

said JosephFinn on February 8, 2006 12:53 PM.

i remember seeing this on dateline or something, which aired when the trial was still pending. I never thought he would get jail time. i hope the prosecutor is proud of himself for breaking up a young couple and keeping a loving father from his child.

said mgallay on February 8, 2006 1:38 PM.

I also hope he's proud for keeping that girl up late on a school night when she has homework to do. Disgusting.

said Scaramouch on February 8, 2006 2:00 PM.

You guys read the news about him? This wasn't the first child he went after for some "lovin."

This kid's parents got a restraining order against him when he came around but it failed to stop him and he started having sex with this girl when she was 13 years old.

They only got married after he had gotten her pregnant.

The prosecutor did his job. Boy genius is lucky that the girl's parents and the girl herself want him around now that she has had a baby. He could have been locked away for 50 years, he only got 18 to 30 months.

said razen on February 8, 2006 2:12 PM.

She's hot.

said TurkeyburgerDLX on February 8, 2006 2:56 PM.

Hot in a child librarian way

said razen on February 8, 2006 9:49 PM.

You would think that if a guy HAD to fuck an underage girl, you'd think he'd have the dignity to screw someone that looked like Jamie-Lynn Spears or at LEAST Dakota Fanning, but that ugly skankasaurus? Even her mother looks like no prize!

Is this the best underage poon Nebraska has to offer?

Well, look on the opposite side of all of this - no matter what age she is, she's always gonna be an overweight pig - and damaged goods, to boot. At least she got a kid out of it.

Ah trailer trash, thy name is Whitey.

said Johnny Chicago on February 9, 2006 1:19 PM.

She's 15, but she's hot enough to be 12. Does he remind you McVeigh?

said JohnSA on February 9, 2006 6:10 PM.
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