At the height of the campaign for Six Flags, many internet sites were abuzz with the mystery - who was actually playing the character known Mr. Six? A spry octogenarian? A mime artist? A female dancer? Urkel?
Now, with the ad campaign finally in mothballs, the secret has been revealed - Danny Teeson, star of Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Girl.
The world gives a collective shrug, and moves on.