Coming soon to a supermarket near you - “Turn On” soda, a luuuurrrrrve drink (imagine Barry White saying it - err, if he were alive, that is). Containing guarana, ginseng and biloba, it comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee:

No questions asked, money-back guarantee if Turn On doesn't perform as promised and you don't experience a noticeable increase in sexual energy and desire.

The label also helpfully points out that it's not suitable for Pregnant Women (presumably too late) or children (obviously too disturbing). The testimonials on their site are pretty hilarious.

I'm thinking that we should partner with the makers to bring you “Show Us Your Cans”, a girls-gone-wild type competition idea I've tried to sell to soda makers for years but with no success (seriously).

UPDATE: I just noticed their customer service hotline is 1-866-SEX-BEVS. Too funny.