For inspiration: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
I'll start: "Quail Hunter's family claims insufficient body armor"
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For inspiration: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter
I'll start: "Quail Hunter's family claims insufficient body armor"
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All pretense has been thrown aside: Cheney hunting humans.
Unfortunate Accident During Cheney's Hunt With Lead CIA Leak Investigator.
"You can either go hunting with me, or driving with Ted Kennedy. It's your choice."
"aww man!!!"
"...that's right, it's really that big, heh..heh..heh"
"...yeh, that's when that friggin hippie put his flower in my gun...so I shot him in the ass. Go NRA!"
"Clinton told me to make it look like a suicide, but I said aww screw it!"
"What is everyone's problem? The man I shot is a lawyer."
Cheney Gores man while hunting Quail in bizarre Vice Presidential trifecta.
"so Rove says 'shoot this guy and it'll improve my poll numbers'...lying bastard."
"now this is what I call a weapon of mass destruction! Look how friggin big it is!"
"yep, $29.84 at Wal-mart, suck on that James Brady!"
Heeeeeere Scooter, Scooter, Scooter. Come on out boy. No one's gonna hurt ya.
Is Dick Cheney gonna have to cap a bitch?
You know, Dick, maybe you should rethink [BLAM!]