Out for a drive with her helpless not yet weaned dependant, and her baby.

An unfortunate misinterpretation of the article entitled "improving your baby's motor skills"

The New Lexus. Now with seat mounted back-side airbags.

Kuato's sister didn't let being a mutant get in the way of running errands.

Just hold the wheel while I light up.

Sean Preston..the youngest designated driver ever...

Once you've mastered the stick shift, sweetie, I'll show you how to land a nice guy in a Nascar tie.

Hillbilly airbag!

Brittney's only option when Kevin shotguns the car seat.

Too late to win a Darwin Award*.

*Darwin Awards ideally are earned before the recipient reproduces.

Driving Miss Skank.

uh mom? your pushing the wrong pedal.

Britney as his mom. Maybe an accident would be a blessing.

Scaramouch,

I linked the Britney Spears caption contest along with a little photoshop of my own. Hokey, but it kept me amused for 90 minutes.

headline: Michael gets them younger, everytime!

brief-story: Micheal Jackson was spotted leaving the scene of a playground wearing what appears to be a very convincing mask of Britney Spears ...

OH! The paparatzi made me do it! Look how I had to run from them, gazing out the window with not a thoght in my head!

Dad, what are you doing down there?

"I'll show the world I'm a GREAT mom! Oh shut up, I fed you yesterday!

"I'll show the world I'm a GREAT mom! Oh shut up, I fed you yesterday!"