Random fact: Former Virginia Governor Mark Warner, the current head of the 'Anybody But Hilary (Except Kerry)' wing of the Democratic Party, was the co-founder of Nextel.

The team and I have come up with an idea that we think would be killer, but it's a little beyond our expertise to put into practice So I thought I'd put a call out on the site to see if there are any Flash experts who read this who might like to help out?

There's no cash on the table, I'm afraid, but we can affix your name to it big and bold, and it might end up being seen by hundreds of thousands of people. And it'd make a kick-ass portfolio piece. So if you have advanced flash skills (specifically using Flash video), drop us an email, and I'll float the idea past you.

I'm proud to announce the winner of our "Design-me-a-logo-and-win-you-a-crappy-novelty-shirt" contest. A big hand for Miami art director Peter Ekstein.

An exciting day for all of us.

Thanks to all the people who stunned me by submitting logos. I truly expected deafening silence. Peter, I'll let you know when the t-shirt is sent. Wear it proudly.

With a snazzy new logo, I'm going to up the frequency of these posts. If you're just getting on board, take a tour through the Commuting Suicide archives.

One last note -- this contest was slated to run through Valentine's Day. Sorry. Patience was never my thing.

- First the good news...want to live in upstate NY and have an ocean view...you're in luck.
- Now it's time for science class with Steve Colbert.
- That's right, my friend...You've been kicked in the nuts!
- There's still time to get the gift that says I thought about you on the ride over.
- or you could send the cutest little email valentine I ever did see.

Coulter on Muslims:

I think our motto should be post-9-11...raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences.

That's just the beginning...link.

(I know. Yetti's pretty random. I had Medusa, Eva B., Sheena Queen of Hades, She-Hulk and Lizzy Borden before that. I'm thinking of running an Ann Coulter photoshop contest...any takers?)