Should have snapped up jasonenglish.com years ago. Though "Jungle Jason's Safari Magic" would be a quirky name for a portfolio site.

For all those who have ever asked themselves the question “Does my ass look fat in this?”, now there's a place that you can go to get the definitive answer.

Tonight at 8:00 PM on Fox is the two-hour finale of Arrested Development.

Despite many rumors, no deal has been announced for the series to be picked up by Showtime or ABC yet.

But I don't blame the bean counters at Fox. No, I blame all those Nielson fucks who watched Dancing with the Stars instead.

You think maybe Bill Gates owns a field somewhere in Yorkshire, just to mess with Google Maps? (via Digg)

Welcome to the first edition of The Grindhouse!

Once a week, starting today, we'll watch trailers from grindhouse cinema classics, discuss their meaning, debate their subtext, and maybe, just maybe, learn a little something about ourselves in the process.

It's like Oprah's Book Club, but with a lot more nudity, sex, and violence.

So, let's just jump into this week's trailer, shall we?

"Do you know that the female breast, known to be the source of life since Eve, can be...DEADLY WEAPONS?"

Watch the NSFW trailer, then click "Continue..." for Film Facts and Discussion Topics.

- Former Assume Vivid Astro Focus member, Bec Stupak pays tribut to 1940's B movies at Deitch Projects.
- I'm guessing everyone that writes for this blog knows the final episode of Arrested Development is tonight.
- Which means you'll be missing this.
- The latest comedy to take a shot at Hollywood agents, Little Dog Laughed is in its final two weeks.
- And opening at MOMA, On Site is the first show dedicated to architecture in the country that gave us the Bilbao Guggenheim.

Via GMask, the world'd smallest website...Pacman, Space Invaders, Pong, etc.

(maybe I should go outside and do something)

Saw this a couple weeks ago...the tradeshow booth robot, ACTROID-chan, otherwise known as my girl (Don't worry, even I wouldn't stoop to the obvious perfect woman jokes this could lead to.)

- Just in case you missed it yesterday...Katie Couric recreating a famous Hitchcock scene.
- This is great. If you're reporting on the burning of a marijuana field, you may want to stand up-wind.
- Classic video of Jabba the King after he's had a few to many bourbon and banana sandwiches.
- That little clown-monkey Steve Martin will not be upstaged by anyone, including Alec Baldwin.
- And guess who's telling all about his old boss. I'm thinking the Scooter & Jack show will be the best tv this year.