White Castle is offerring you thoughtful lads a chance to make your Valentine's Day steamy with candlelit dinners, hostess seating and your own server. It is a toss-up as to who is going to get more action after dinner...you? or your toilet?

Make Valentine's Day steamy.

This one looks like it's going to be a lot of fun.

Matthew Koso shows that his common sense is only matched by his fashion sense.

Read more about this idiot here.

Oh, and here's a picture of his wife and mother of his child, 15 year old Crystal Koso.

Here's a creepy website for a custom mannequin company in L.A.

Finally an answer to the age old question, "What's really in R. Kelly's pants?"

For the ex-boyfriend.

One week left...it's getting close to stuffed animal and a card time.

5) For him - no it's not just an iPod case. It's a leather iPod case. Goes with his pants and the wrist cuffs
4) For her - A heart pillow with an actual beat. Gives it a creepy Edgar Allen Poe kinda feel...dontcha think?
3) For him - If you haven't noticed yet, guys like to laugh at stupid shit. It's in our DNA. So...Airplane, the dvd.
2) For her - Sure it's a ring, but it's only a ten dollar ring. Call it a friendship ring, or something.
1) For either - I like these, alot. Personalized with your own meesage. They take 7-14 days, though. May be a little late.

- Something tells me Reverend Lowery is looking at the biggest audit he's ever seen. I still say it was worth it.
- For those wondering what led to Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline or Jessica Simpson being famous...watch SNL's The Tangent.
- Announcing the new Jellio healthy livin' diet...eat ANYTHING YOU WANT (for now, anyway).
- To celebrate their recent one hundred quadrillion bazillion net profit earnings, let's raise a glass to Exxon Mobil.
- And did you hear the one about the Danish cartoonist and the entire Muslim world. Golly, religion really is a good thing. Link