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Where is life better...inside or outside the Matrix?

(I'm bored)

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Well it depends on whether or not you can get monica belluci outside the matrix, if not, im gonna say inside...by far

said uncle rico on January 16, 2006 11:37 AM.

Well it depends on whether or not you can get monica belluci outside the matrix, if not, im gonna say inside...by far

said uncle rico on January 16, 2006 11:37 AM.

Tough call. Based on the image - in the Matrix. Referencing the nekkid rave, I would have to say outside the Matrix.

said JediBendu on January 16, 2006 12:39 PM.

agreed with Uncle Rico. It ain't about the Matrix, it's about Monica!! yum.

said Jetcar on January 16, 2006 12:54 PM.

Uh... give me that stank ho Carrie Anne-MossyPuss INSIDE the Matrix, cause leather is a good thing, but outside, ewwwww... she's a fucking WRECK.

Now for actually living - Matrix, hands down. If I could write my own program, I'd be independently rich, have access to the things most people could only dream of, go to banquets and hobnobbing events where people like ex-presidents and Bill Gates routinely appear, and be able at any time to get on a plane and fly anywhere, anytime.

Wait - I can already do that.

Well, I'd make sure my body was 20 years younger so I could bang Lindsay Lohan and get on her and her friends' Sidekick fucktoy list.

But then, since I'm already rich, her sucking me off in the bathroom of Koi while she's tweaking on the occasional Tuesday evening is a possiblility.

Isn't it?

said Johnny Chicago on January 16, 2006 1:21 PM.

Hmmn,
Inside the Matrix Pros:
Better Fashion (I'd have to pick pleather over dirty, hole-y sweaters)
Spoon Bending
Cookies baked by the Oracle-mmmn.
Inside the Matric Cons:
all the running for phones
Creepy albinos
Tough to catch a train

But there definately seems to be more hot sex outside the matrix, so I'd have to go with that.

said dnagal on January 16, 2006 2:03 PM.

I don't know the answer but I didn't realize until recently that Michael from Lost was in the Matrix. Thought he looked familiar.

said Evil Richard on January 16, 2006 2:57 PM.

...and wheelchair-bound Augustus Hill in Oz, but lets keep our eye on the ball. So far, outside is ahead, based on better nookie.

said Jellio on January 16, 2006 3:16 PM.
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