Back by popular demand. Real letters to People. Some winners today. No commentary necessary.

On Elton's Nuptials...
"It's sad to see the world allowing same-sex marriages. If allowed, why not polygamy and intrafamily marriages as well? I'm glad that in the United States marriage still holds ground as a true meaning of the word and is not eroded away."
Kiley
Bitter Creek, Wyoming

On Dieting...
"During my captivity as an Iraqi POW, I lost 15 lbs. Since my return home, I've regained the 15 plus 10 more. I started working out, but the holiday season put me in a slump, and I didn't know how to get going again. Fortunately, your issue really inspired me to do so. Hopefully I'll be able to send you a picture of me 40 lbs. lighter very soon."
SPC Shoshana Johnson, Ret.
El Paso, Texas

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