"Who's the King, Baby?"
"Elvis?"

I wish I knew how to quit you...

...this week it's 24 at your house, right?

Exchange between two jocks:

Guy one: "We are NOT gay because we are 30 year-old men and PLAY with BALLS! Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?"

Guy two: "All I know is that we slap each other on the ass A LOT, we all shower TOGETHER, and we all sucked at least ONE COCK in college during and/or after practice! - - - uh, I mean, uh - - - oh, fuck, while we're down here, let's just screw already!"

Guy one: "Okay, but you'd better swallow - God knows I did!"

Guy two: "Yeah, we're jocks! Everybody loves us! What DOES your semen taste like?"

(sucking and grunting sounds ensue)

THE END.

guy 1: You like it like this, don't you baby.
guy 2: Oh yeah don't stop.
guy 1: Whose your daddy.
guy 2: oh shit, the camera's are still on.

These condomns are made by Nike and this f*ing is sponsored by Gatordade.

These condomns are made by Nike and this f*ing is sponsored by Gatordade.

If you don't stop tackling me the res are going to find out I like it.

Gimme dat lane, bitch. I'm slammin'.

THA KING: THAS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT BABY...SHO' EM WHOS BOSS...
OTHER: CHEA...
THA KING: BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GET IT LYK ME!!!
OTHER: I KNO...I'M WORKIN ON IT...