"You're right! It tastes just like bantha!"

"You're right! It tastes just like bantha!"

Michael Jackson's new strategy for making new kiddie friends without attracting undue attention.

What the fuck are you looking at?

"Don't you hate it when the noodles get stuck in the filter of your helmet? Ahh, what do you know, you little brat."

Listen, kid, workin' for the Empire ain't what it's cracked up to be. The fuckin' bureaucracy is a nightmare, Vader's an asshole, and the benefits suck. You're much better off in the private sector.

Neither...freeballin'. There's a 100% cotton shell, so it's really not so bad.

"I found a Wookie hair in my soup!"

The force is strong in this one...oh, its just the MSG.

Man, the chicks in the Cantina are looking younger and younger.

Jedi Puddin Pops!

Paranoia over the impending bird-flu pandemic reaches epic proportions.

GEE, mister my dadies blaster is bigger than yours

im telling you, the benefits the empire gives just arent worth it. but until i find another job i dont know wha- sayyyy....your hair looks kinda familiar...

My mom is blowing the cook

Girl: "You will give me your noodles."

StormTrooper: "Here have my noodles."

Girl: "Hehe sucker."