- I'd like a new iPod, but I'm short on cash. All I have are these old cd's...tada!
- Another useful one...How to order wine without looking like an asshole. (definitely bookmarking this site)
- Via GMask, Peter goes Jewish (I us'ed them down to $500) and try to watch this without cringing (NSFW ads).
- The gloves are off now. Hillary to Bush administration...You're doing a heck of a job, Georgie.
- And possibly the best band name I've heard since Tenacious D. Meet Morningwood.
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Jellio... you haven't told us what YOU want Feb 14th.
I myself? Well...
I want peace on earth, because that's what Valentine would have wanted.
I just hope the family can make it in Valentine's Eve just so that we can open our Valentine's Day gifts next to the Valentine's Day tree with me as we sing Valentine's Day carols by a roaring fire.
Only 33 shopping days 'til Valentine's Day!
Have you bought your Valentine's Day greting cards yet?
I'm thinking of going to the annual Valentine's Day office party, but they always get out of hand.
I have the love of Valentine not just on one day, but every day!
Have you received the love of your lord and saviour Valentine into your heart?
Now, as I go, let's all sing a rousing Valentine's Day carol!
Oh, Valentine's Day, oh Valentine's Day
There is an arrow in my heart...
Oh Valentine's Day, oh Valentine's Day, there is nothing but love in my heart
I'll kill those stinking Muslims for you, and homos, too,
'Cause anyone who doesn't believe, isn't true
Oh Valentine's Day, oh Valentine's Day
I'm better than the other 6 billion heathens worldwide... and the gays...
America, fuck YEAH!
p.s. - Valentine loves you, and died for you.
Oh Johnny, you old douchebag, you. I just want everyone in the world to love the whites, blacks, jews, beaners, guineas, micks, towelheads and pillow-biters with all their hearts, without having to reference a religious icon, a pudgy midget with wings, a bad 80's horror flick or a windy city barber shop incident.
Dude, do you have a job?
No. I don't work. I've been semi-retired for almost 10 years now. I keep making all this money-stuff by doing this investing-thingy. Will I ever go broke? Never.
I'm heavily invested in sweet crude oil as I (and David Ashcroft, apparently) bought into a LOT of those futures right after 9-11 @ less than $20 a barrel (on that six-month return alone I bought my car).
On the day Howard Stern announced he was jumping ship I bought 1000 shares of Sirius at $3.77 a share. It's tripled since, but who's really counting?
Jell, as long as the electricity and the pumped-in air keeps working in my bunker, the satellites that provide me minute-to-minute info from the Nikkei and the Dow (in that order of monetary importance - American stocks are mostly shit now), and my DSL provides me with who's selling, and who's marketing the newest nose-hair trimmer, I will NEVER have to get up at the crack of early for the man no' mo', cause I buy here, I sell here, and I watch "A Different World" reruns on Oxygen and earning 13% from the Caymans (which I locked into back in '89) while you're out busting your ass making oversized Modell parts for no-one in particular and wearing makeup.
Wearing MAKEUP, dude.
Come ON!
And I'M the douche.
Have a nice work day tomorrow. I'll eat a bowl of Special-K just for you at breakfast (around noon) and send you the positive waves.
I thought you were a special k kinda guy...who's your dealer? (ask your kids, grampa) Any desire to invest in a start-up furniture company with a cool angle? (and get your head out of Howard's ass, would ya, you're startin' to freak me out.)
Yes makeup...brings me back to my Stryper groupie days. Sundays, me and the Nuge hunt elk.
(And douche in only the most respectful manner. You know I love ya, Mildred.)
Start-up furniture store? Ground floor? Not-too minor investment? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm listening...
But wait, I already have a lot of stock in Wickes, and . Got in on that back in '84. It was my first (eventual) blue-chip stock in my portfolio. I haven't needed to lift a hammer since then.
But all that manual labor stuff? I'm so beyond it. I'll have to pass, Jell ol' kid.
Howard Stern - I love what he stands for, but now? I say, ick. I fell out after the second day. He's even trading in his stock, because even he's realizing that that sandcastle he's boxed himself into is crumbling as the tide comes in. I'm using my Sirius to listen to the BBC rock/rap station, which is pretty cool.
I give you this, tho, Jell - you may be quick, but I've got better insurance.
Once again, we've agreed to disagree.
Will we ever get along?