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Never thought I'd say this, but I need as many people as possible to pray to their God of choice (atheists and agnostics...positive energy will do) for the Philadelphia Eagles. Thank you.

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Yes please for the love of God, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Satan.... whoever you pray to, please let the Eggles be successful today (damn Falcons)...

said Richie Rich Rich on January 1, 2006 4:35 PM.

Ha Ha! You never should have cut TO.

said John on January 1, 2006 7:43 PM.

I't s 9pm Central time on January 1st, let's recap.

The Eagles suck...

The Seahawks, what...?

Chicago Bears... what the ever-loving FUCK.

Dolphins, Vikings, Green Bay... HOW?

That's why "they" say ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.

Now, off to kill myself. Again. Sigh.

said Johnny Chicago on January 1, 2006 10:11 PM.

p.s. Don't you think that your 'asking God for ANYTHING' privilidges had been REVOKED, especially after last night's rant, hmm?

Face it: God does not answer 'prayer.' The human written concept of God is a twisted joke that persuades you to feel guilty, forces you to ask more questions than to solve the problems you had in the first place, and makes you go to a drafty enclave every Sunday and give some of your hard earned coin to a guy wearing a skirt and likes to diddle boys.

Or is that just me that feels that way?

Sorry for your loss on the Eagles, Jell.

said Johnny Chicago on January 1, 2006 10:19 PM.

Hey Johnny,
I think I gave up on the prayer thing when the test results came back from the senior prom, but thanks for the condolences. I'm actually Cowboys, not Eagles, so I'm familiar with heartache. But what are you bummed about? Aren't you Bears? They got crushed yesterday, but the game didn't mean anything. Me, on the other hand, since dad and I go to Vegas every super bowl, I'll be routing for whichever team helps me win my blackjack money back.

said Jellio on January 2, 2006 4:11 AM.
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