If your goal in life is to play a dead body in a movie, the Dead Body Guy is creating the blueprint. His site features several spec poses. I have to say, he's like a well-trained dog.

Now, I have absolutely no acting experience. I am not good looking at all. I have a bit of a southern accent. So what can I bring to the table for any well respected TV or movie producer.

I CAN LAY AROUND WITH THE BEST OF THEM!

I am asking people all over the world "Help Me Live My Dream -- Let Me Play Dead"

[via MoBuzztv]

A friend sent me this awesome gift. Hot undies that each come with a CDR ready for you to fill. And they come in packs of three! Each of my three pretend boyfriends are getting panties and mix tapes/CDRs. Not for Valentine's. Just cause.

You know you want one.

Yeah. That is me in the photo.

Via 5 Inch

At the car wash,
Talkin' about the car wash yeah!
Come on and sing it for me car wash.
Car wash yeah!

In celebration of our 1st birthday this weekend, here's our very own Mensa test. Let's see how hard you've been paying attention over the last twelve months:

• T 5 O T
• 12 L o C
• 10 P O S
• 36 B P R
• B S 5 K S
• 1 B T S
• 11 F V
• 8 V o C S
• M T 4
• O 1 I T H

I'll send a free YBNBY T Shirt to the first person who lists them ALL in the comments section. Current or past writers for the site inelligible. (Jellio, this means you)

Hope I'm not bogarting the Weekend Guide here, but this is a not-to-miss.
No Pants 2K6 is this Sunday, the redux of the infamous Improv Everywhere social experiment.
And, good news is-you can join the Improv Everywhere crew and show off your fancy knickers on the 6 train!
YBNBY photo journalists: here's your call to action for the Monday morning review!

This has consumed the last few hours of my workday. The combined brainpower of myself and 3 other coworkers got all but 4 of them right. Only 2 actual members of Mensa have ever gotten the whole thing correct:

Take the Mensa Intelligence Test.

Check this site to take your measurements and see how you measure up to the glittering stars and historical figures.
via Defamer

Sometimes It seems like the entire purpose of the internets is to show me distended anuses. Fortunately, I have never seen the original Goatse that started the craze, but many unsuspecting users have been unwittingly directed to the various homes for the image. Here's a link that explains how it started (SFW, I promise).

Here's a guy with a Flickr project of his friend's reaction to their first viewing of goatse.

Check out some goatse immitations: a map in Quake 2, vegetables, a wedding ring, a tattoo. Or check out this list.

And of course, there's plenty on YTMND.

UPDATE: In my dedication to this story I have witnessed goatse. eeeeeww. If you are extremely curious or perverted, here. Don't do it.

Check out Dundler Mifflin's Dwight Schrute sharing his own Lost theories on his blog.

"I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy’s dad. Think about it. They’re BOTH asian."

- You've seen Stephen Lynch on Comedy Central about 4,000 times, soon he'll be the Wedding Singer.
- Need to bring your directions with you? Now you can thanks to iPodWay.
- I'm probably late on this one. Have you guys been to the Tail Section?
- And a match made in marketing heaven...going on a date? Why not do it at a Starbucks.

""Someone a whole lot smarter than anyone here once said "From the dawn of our species, Man has been blessed with curiosity. Our most precious gift, without exception, is the desire to know more - to look beyond what is accepted as the truth and to imagine what is possible"".

Where have we seen that before?

couple other things...