Jim Henson may be dead, but the Muppets are reviewing movies. Check Animal explaining "Shopgirl" and the Swedish Chef making a pair of Daisy Dukes. Rowlf talks about "Wedding Crashers." PePe is hilarious to me no matter what he says.
Overall, perhaps more nostalgic than funny, but worth a peek.
Where's Weezer, though?

But for good reason. I just came from my first photo shoot (still got the make-up on). April issue of Cargo Magazine. FUCKING SURREAL. I made them open up the beer during the shoot to counteract the panic attack I was having from a dozen people watching my partner Chris and I try to smile on cue. Three points:

1) You ARE allowed to take beverages from the shoot...cheers.
2) Having a photographer call me fucker will only make me laugh the first 30 times he does it.
2)I was sure the hair chick stradling my leg wanted me (then she did the same thing to Chris) too young anyway.

Check in tomorrow morning for the post excitement cringe. (Copyright - Aquaman.)

UPDATE: 4) one last thing, if any art directors at Cargo read this blog, I'd like shoulders retouched on to my body.

A currious little personality chart I found online.
Doesn't seem all that scientific and lacks useful insights like solid mothering skills, gold-digger, liar, easy, excessive chattiness..........

- I'd like a new iPod, but I'm short on cash. All I have are these old cd's...tada!
- Another useful one...How to order wine without looking like an asshole. (definitely bookmarking this site)
- Via GMask, Peter goes Jewish (I us'ed them down to $500) and try to watch this without cringing (NSFW ads).
- The gloves are off now. Hillary to Bush administration...You're doing a heck of a job, Georgie.
- And possibly the best band name I've heard since Tenacious D. Meet Morningwood.

There is just over a month until Valentine's Day, just enough time to place orders for candy with customized messages.

Your options include:
Traditional Heart Candies

M&Ms

Chocolate Bars (Including Hersheys Miniatures)