Obviously, Walmart.com's "Similar Items" feature is a poorly coded piece of functionality and it looks like some of their developers will be up all night fixing this goof. Someone at digg revealed this page where potential buyers of The Planet of the Apes are suggested "similiar items" that are all African American themed films. It's hard to figure what in their database is linking Planet of the Apes with an MLK documentary. Oh well, here's the screenshot since this may not be up for too long.

UPDATE:

The Planet of the Apes page is now suggesting "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "Friends" (two of the whitest offerings imaginable) and Walmart has actually sent us a statement about the matter so it's only fair that we post it here. Click below to read the statement.

50 album covers that were banned at one time or another.

Available now in the YesButNoButYes store. Get them while they're steaming hot.

Here's a link.

Holy shit, I just tried the best pre-made bloody mary mix I've ever had.

Saw these bottles of Stirrings at the Amish market by my gym and couldn't resist. Cosmo, chocolate martini, mojito...every food group is represented, but bloody mary's are my thing. I'd definitely know what to bring to parties from now on...if I ever brought gifts to parties.

(For the record, I've been up for a while already. No problems here.)

From today's Daily News:

The writer-director of "Kabbalah," an Off-Off-Broadway religious satire in which cast members strip naked, yesterday blasted female lead Emily Stern as a "Jewish-American princess" for abruptly quitting the show, and called her famous father, Sirius Satellite Radio jock Howard Stern, "a psycho.".

The image of young miss Stern is from NY Social Diary. (always wondered what she looked like) Photo from the play here.

UPDATE: I was checking out the Stern Fan Network, and I think readers who are posting about this subject are being asked not to continue. (Yeah, I'll have the Mt. Olympus-sized bowl of irony for breakfast, please.) See all you guys on un-censored Sirius.

From the site:

The inventors of the chickenssuit, this ingenious “piece of freedom“, truly believe that there is a real need for this world to suit its chickens. We talk from experience. Chickenssuit has made our lives richer..

Or, you could just buy the FreshSurfer and call it a day.

- First the bad news...honestly, this is gonna kill my whole year.
- But for the kids, 2006 will be filled with eloquent pigs and big yellow hats.
- What's the over/under on the impeachment start date. (I know...I'm a broken record)
- And guess who may be hosting the Oscars...but first, your moment of zen.

"Match Point" *** (out of four): This taut suspense yarn is an almost jarring departure into the mainstream for Woody Allen. Who knew he had it in him?

Someone’s gotten to Woody Allen. After all these years of being virtually synonymous with upper-class Manhattan neurotics, he has relocated. "Match Point", Mr. Allen’s finest film since 1999’s "Sweet and Lowdown", takes place entirely in and around the city of London and, once you get past of idea of a Woody Allen movie without the Manhattan skyline, it works surprisingly well. Some of Mr. Allen’s hallmarks translate easily: in place of high-class Manhattanites, this film features high-class Londoners; instead of a jazz soundtrack, this one has opera; and instead of his usual commentary on dating and relationships, "Match Point" is a straight-on thriller in the vein of "Fatal Attraction".

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I expect great things from the YBNBY viewers. Post the great animations you make using this online flipbook as comments to this entry.

Porn animations like this one are not required...only encouraged.

I'm starting to feel crowded on this little fragile blue rock. Nowhere to go. Governments everywhere taxing, killing, kidnapping, imprisoning, brainwashing, and controlling everyone. If we don't find a way off soon, the human race may never know freedom again.

Where's my gawd-darn rocket!!?!? It's ten years too late and I'm not getting any younger!!!

Honestly, I wish people weren't so fucking retarded. So many people are so caught up in stupid bullshit that they forget they have a life to live. I am sick and fucking tired of people bitching about this or that. Jesus fucking christ, shut the fuck up.

Personaly, I am taking the next three months to become as proficient as possible at killing and healing people. I am also trying to get into damn good shape. I run 5 to 10 miles a day. I am starving myself. I am busting my ass, spending a shit load of money on ammunition, and putting myself through all the stress i can. Do you know why? Because if I don't, people could die. I could die. That is what I wanted though.

Everytime I see someone in a wheel chair, I get pissed right the fuck off! Why? Cuz you can walk and you know it! Hell, I've seen dudes without legs walk on their hands, they're fucking troopers and deserve hand jobs of only the finest. Only lazy bastards go around on wheel chairs and have a chair or someone else do their movement for them. Lazy fuckers. Go into any store and you'll see an obsesse woman going around on one of those motorized carts, they all say the same thing too. "I can't walk, I'm obesse." Bull shit! Maybe you wouldn't be obesse if you'd get off your ass once in a while and walked a bit, dumb ass. Ya ever think about that?