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Im suppossed to be doing dishes but brenda is upstairs giving luke head and well they wont come down stairs yet. so Im going to get in trouble because she desided to be an easy sleeze for her boyfriend.
Only a Sneak Peak at My Life
I went off the meds because I don't need them. Unfortunately really creepy dreams followed, mostly to do with dismemberment and anatomy collection. In one I was dremeling someone's head to display it and in another I was talking in a warlords council with a pickled penis in a jar.
MeKabRe's SG Journal
Tomorrow. Christmas Eve. I'll spend all day on the subway tomorrow and see how many lines I can ride. I'll get a map and sharpie off where I've visited. I'll pack my discman, my sketchbook, sharpie+map, and a snack. And some money (because, inevitably, there'll be stops where I'll want to get out of the station and head above ground and walk around for a bit).
dont ever tell anybody anything. if you do, you'd start missing everybody

I had some naughty pics taken of me in my Victoria Secret gear, with a Santa Hat I looks sooooo HOT! sizzles! That will be her bday gift, a calender of my naught pics, with seasonal Victoria secrets gear! It was so much fun having the pics taken, and more fun knowing she'll love them.
Lesbian2Lesbian
Why is it when all you have to do is sit there like a bag of wet cement...you start thinking about shit you would never otherwise think about? There's just so much to contemplate. Why the wiseman in the nativity scene is missing an arm, whether or not the person in front of you is wearing a wig, and the eternal question of what colour the curtains are (Salmon or pumpkin?).

...Nothing like a Santa hat covered in blood and trying to contain your laughter while trying to explain the mild concussion to your parents to make it feel like Christmas!

Nicole's Space

it's almost christmas and all i can think about is "when is the next time i will get to drink and/ or have sex?" yes, i am a typical girl. sex is addictive. once you get "good" sex you just can't stop. ha that sounds funny. i want vodka and mountian dew. that combined with "good" sex and a black & mild... man i'd sleep like a baby for days.
Conto alla vita!!!
I went shopping in the middle of the night last night.

I was surprised at the amount of people taking advantage of 24 hour shopping. Are there always that many people shopping in the wee hours, or was it people who hadn't done their Christmas shopping, like me? The entire demographic of people was different. A lot of young people, a lot of 'a little strange' people, and a lot of people that were most certainly tweekers.

Fancy That

At this time of year, the morons are out in full force, in fact, I counted 3 mullets, 8 fat people in neon pants suits, and 4 skuzzy guys in leather with no teeth. Boy am I glad Walmart doesn't have a clothing optional policy, cuz...honestly, some of the people there scare me. In fact, while we were standing in line I realized there wasn't a single person in that store I would even think about having sex with....mostly cuz they turned down my group orgy idea....security didn't like that one either....FUCKERS!
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman
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Great post - I love it when you do these blog roundups. A nice Xmas present for the readers.

said Scaramouch on December 24, 2005 7:24 AM.

Thanks for spreadin the Yaksman Love...I didn't know that people actually read my stuff...whoohoo merry christmas
peace, love, and boobs...I like boobs
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The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman
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