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Top Ten Celebrity Nipslips

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While perusing the Chumpstyle blog for our Trackback series, I happened upon a picture of Demi Moore letting it all hang out, which unfortunately turned out to be fake.

These are trying times for true aficionados of the celebrity wardrobe malfunction. On the one hand, a legion of photoshoppers have made it difficult to distinguish real from fake. And on the other, quasi-celebrities seem to hold no fear in revealing all of themselves for the camera, whether it be Chloe Sevigny with Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny, or Paris in the green glow of one of daddy's hotel rooms.

But for nipslip fans, it's not about titilation (well, not much). It's about the unplanned reveal, as fascinating as the Aces falling accidentally from the sleeve of the magician. Nakedness that mere nudity could never achieve. Which is why we can celebrate a Nipslip by Pam Anderson, regardless of what we can download of her doing on that boat with Tommy.

And so, without further ado, YesButNoButYes pops it's top button and celebrates Ten Great Celebrity Nipslips.

Tara
Tara Reid
Tara's wardrobe came crashing down at P. Diddy's 35th birthday party. While much has been made of the strange nipple she revealed, the true brilliance of the moment can only be gained by watching the video. So intent was she on smiling for the paparazzi, Tara's ass could have been on fire at that point and she probably wouldn't have noticed. Classic.

Sophiemarceau
Sophie Marceau
The video of Sophie Marceau on the other hand shows just how aware those Frenchies are of exactly what state of undress they're in. i don't think I've ever seen a celebrity move that quick before. Luckily for us, the pause button of photography captures the perfect reveal.

Mischa
Mischa Barton
I have to admit, for quite a while I didn't even know who Mischa Barton was. Luckily after seeing these pics on Gorillamask, I did my homework. She's quite a beauty. That frock, however, was never going to to hold up. Even Larry David knows to take a sturdy jacket to the beach.

Pamela
Pamela Anderson
Yes, I know, a picture of Pamela Anderson topless is hardly news, but there's something just perfect about this photo, especially when you realize the guy at the front is a (probably mortified) Richard Branson. Probably the closest Pam got to a Virgin in years.

Hurley-1
Elizabeth Hurley
Ahh, Liz. One of my top ten fantasy girls (but that's a list for another day). Quite what she ever saw in a dork like Hugh Grant, I'll never understand. A few topless sunbathing pictures of her have emerged recently, but none are as titillating as this briefest of glimpses.

Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
Ugh, now I did NOT want to see THAT!

Garner
Jennifer Garner
Take a good look because I suspect this is the closest we may ever get to getting Jennifer's unfettered boys out in the open, especially now she has a little Bennifer to look after.

Church
Charlotte Church
As Jellio pointed out in his “Where Are They Now and Did They Get Hot?” article, little Charlotte Church sure grew up, and here she falls victim to the classic 'paparazzi snap leaning forward' nip slip, one of the archetypes of the genre.

Carey
Mariah Carey
Remember all the fuss about Mariah falling out of her top on some german TV show, only for fake photos to be plastered over the web? Well, this isn't one of those, but I still can't vouch for it's complete authenticity, so let's just pretend on this one. And this one too. Funny - seems to me like Mariah would've been the kind of girl to get them out for Playboy by now.

Kidman
Nicole Kidman
Do you get the sense I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel now? You know, maybe I should have made this a top 7 or 8 and quit while I was ahead. But to make it up to you, and to prove that it's not just my obsession, here's a flash movie of Troy's Top Ten Celebrity Nipslips, and a video from German TV covering, or rather uncovering, the same subject. Enjoy!!

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15 Comments

no bai ling? if you scraping the bottom of the barrel you gotta put bai in there - o may i suggest go fug yourself's nip slip catagory

said asia on December 1, 2005 7:41 PM.

I fear that you have forgotten what is quite possibly the best ever nipple slip. Shirley Manson live on VH1.

Of course you may have not included it because of the impossiblity of finding pics or even the video clip anymore without paying sleazy porn sites. I really wish I had held onto that!

There are very tiny pics here:
http://www.staroops.com/S/ShirleyManson/

said jer on December 2, 2005 4:13 PM.

i wanna suck them titties

said xzxz on December 9, 2005 10:37 AM.

Try here for Shirley Manson:

http://www.thei.aust.com/music3/0512.html

said The Mutt on December 14, 2005 9:24 PM.

i love those tit espically tara reid's there are superb

said haryy on January 28, 2006 2:52 AM.

is janet jackson's wardrobe malfunction considered a nipslip?

said lappy on April 1, 2006 9:35 PM.

is janet jackson's wardrobe malfunction considered a nipslip?

said lappy on April 1, 2006 9:36 PM.

i saw a pic of lindsey lohan in a magazine portraying a nip slip but a censor covered it. ive never seen it again

said cj on July 18, 2006 11:02 PM.

hey...there's a panty shot on Ann Coulter on this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYewjFnxaI at 1:03.... I can't take snaps of it...>I bet someone can....HURRY UP, and email them to me, spread the word, the beast is not infallible....

said Bill Gates on July 27, 2006 12:55 PM.

Pamela is the most beautiful. Hot tits makes me hot.

said saurav on October 11, 2006 4:07 AM.

i luv these sexy babes they r magnificent
i want to shag them
they r so beutiful they r sexy babes

said Obaid on February 9, 2007 3:53 PM.

i luv these sexy babes they r magnificent
i want to shag them
they r so beutiful they r sexy babes

said Obaid on February 9, 2007 3:53 PM.

i love tits. i want to suck them all except kirstem yikes, nicole puke and pamela run away!!!!

said nina on March 9, 2007 1:01 PM.

milk? YES PLEASE!

said horny accountant on May 24, 2007 1:04 PM.

This was pretty funny - I was cracking up

said bark off on September 30, 2010 11:54 AM.
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