... and to think only a few years ago the WHORES in Times Square were only 5 feet tall and wore 4 inch heels.

God DAMN this is garish, and SO fucked beyond words.

I was planning to see the movie, but it has been slutted out so badly, I can get a DVD copy down the block for $5.

If Peter Jackson wants to buy his soul back from the ugly hook-nosed monsters of Hollywood, he'd remake (or at the very minimum) his late 80s classic "Meet The Feebles," one of the greatest hardcore sex & drug puppet musical movies EVER!

Go ahead, iMDB it - and then buy a copy, and you'll be in possession of GOLD - GOLD!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny...Where you been!?!

"Down the pike..."

- Guess the movie line.

I nominate Mr. Chicago to be our next guest contributor. Or at least some sort of honorary Paul Lynde/Center Square status as Commenter Emeritus. This place isn't the same without him.

I can't help but notice Johnny Chicago's blatently anti-semetic remark in his comment. I nominate him to be a nazi piece of shit.

And this is why Johnny ain't getting the keys to drive this car any time soon.

He does hate everyone equally though, that's what we love about him.

Yurko, Yurko, Yurko...

Tsk tsk tsk... when I hear anti-Mexican statements on this site as well as this one (sometimes), I shine it on, because guess what? We all have a 1st Amendment right to hate, or not hate.

I don't like White people all that much, because of my upbringing and their blatant racism towards me, and this also included fellows of the Jewish persuasion.

Yurko, my friend, I would LOVE to sit with you and listen how my "comment" encompassed the Jews, who by the way, are not a race, but a religious faith, embraced by those of Middle Eastern origin and now even people like Madonna can "become" Jewish.

If we follow this reasoning, Yurko, are you saying Madonna is feeling so overcome by her White guilt she had to BECOME Jewish and this somehow might be wrong?

I guess this is the way I see it:
Hook-nosed is to Jews as Cinco De Mayo is to Mexicans.

Neither means anything, really, but evoke a simmering something.

I think that "celebrating" Cinco De Mayo is retarded. I think that YOU, Yurko, downed a few on that day.

Should I accuse you of anything? No.
Wake up and smell your own bullshit, pal.
Be very careful who you call racist.

It's also funny that we're arguing under the banner of "King Kong," whose sequel "Mighty Joe young" was considered racist beacuse of the way the monkey in that movie acted - he worked as a porter, was repsectful to the Whites, and died saving the lil' White chillun at the end of the movie.

Hmmmmmmmm.... we don't win, Yurko. The Man does.

Johnny, you're Mexican? I'm sorry,you're not allowed to read this blog.

;)

I fully understand that those of Jewish descent are not a race. Arguably, they are an ethnic group, but that's neither here nor there. If you would so kindly review my original post you would see no mention of race, or as you think I said, racism. I referred to your comment as anti-semetic, which is fairly accurate. Furthermore, you might find it ironic that my birthday is on Cinco de Mayo, so yes, I did drink.

Regardless of the motivation, or strange "permission" that people seem to grant themselves because "hate everyone equally," your comment was anti-semetic. Another group of famous anti-semetic individuals was/is the Nazis. Thus I made a fair assertion based on your post. I am in no way attempting to infringe on your rights through that assertion, in fact I am celebrating yours by expressing mine in the same fashion.

Boys, boys. In this forgiving time of year, let's put aside our differences, come together for the sake of humankind, and make disparaging remarks about the Swedes, those beaitful, blonde, snowboarding pussies.

Hey, I'm all for an in-depth discussion of the rights and values of minority groups.

Strippers ARE classed as a minority group, right?

Hang on, I'm confused. I thought Mighy Joe Young lived at the end of the movie?