Wait till they find out it's the real Santa who committed suicide, and all those people walking bay just thought it was a dummy, like that guy at halloween.

Scar-o, it's a little icky for me.

Yes, I said icky.

However...
During this most "Holie$t" of $eason$, I would set up a interactive display on my yard where anyone can come up off the street and hammer REAL NINE INCH NAILS into an effigy of the dead Jew guy and help me and others during the hourly "hoisting of the Jew!"

Oh, but I've got something for the kids too!

I'd have only the best quality hunters kill and skin yellow-dyed small young bunnies and make gloves and fur wraps for them.

I'd also serve Manochevitz wine, gifilte fish, and unleavened bread, for those who really want to experience this whole "christian" thing...

Wait a second... I've got the wrong "holy day." I've GOT to save that for "Ea$ter..."

But killing Santa? That's blasphemy! I'm outraged! It's got to be the work of those evil gay-loving Democrats! Those scum! I'll bet they all work for the EEOC and the ACLU and for Planned Parenthood, those BASTARDS!

Johnny, I'll always try to scale the highest cliffs to reach the point you're trying to make, but even I can't figure out what you're up to with this one.

Do you smoke marijuana by any chance, if not...start.