In the week that “Podcast” has been named the “Word of the Year”, news reaches us of yet another porn podcast, this time an audio one. “Porn for the Blind” aims to create audio stories for reading challenged people, including the blind and dyslexic. There's quite a few MP3s available, including one that's memorably named “Night Air, Cut Grass, Damp Nylon, Wood Smoke, Cunt”. If blind people had any trouble conjuring an image in their mind's eye, that title should do it for them.

At this point, I thought about making a joke about how my mother always told me excessive masturbation would turn me blind, but instead I'll end the story with a link to a story something else I didn't know existed until the other day - Playboy for the Blind. The article contains the amazing quote:

Playboy in Braille makes you think. It's exciting but uncomfortable at the same time. Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.