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How To: Hook Up with a Stripper

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Vanessa Sue and Mikael Drache are strippers who share some of the secrets of getting into their pants in Part I of A Guy’s Technique with a Stripper’s Critique:

Think of each of those twenty dollar chats as an interview, but instead of seeking a new employee, but you are seeking your next “interest” someone you might find fun to be with, in all senses of the word!

Greg Burns has some advice for you once you've got her number:

Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year.

The Player has some advice:

The women who work at these clubs usually have nastier psychological issues, are addicts of some sort, have a criminal element in their lives, and have a higher tendency to be carriers of STDs. They're usually attracted to bad boys who like to party it up and have an unlimited supply of drugs and money to support their habits.

Here's a book that will teach you how to be a strip club insider, because "success with a stripper will change the way others view you, and more importantly, it will forever change the way you view yourself."


Or if you'll be travelling, here are some tips about How to Leave a GoGo Bar in Thailand with a Girl:

Having one of these talented girls all to yourself to leave with you is as simple as asking one of the waitresses to fetch the girl with the number that you want. When she comes over, she will tell you what the bar fine is for her to leave the club. If you leave with her then she will most likely treat your "Hot Dog" with the same intensity that she treated the banana ...

But don't forget the words of boyspoke: The stripper is not in love with you.

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