The Johnson's were finally forced to come up with a creative solution to the cat's bedwetting problem...

Ralph had suspected for some time that Hunan Kitchen wasn't using pork in their sweet and sour surprise, and now the proof was staring him in the face.

gator bait

December 7th will be remembered for the day the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, killing many US servicemen.

64 years later on the same day, a 44 year-old citizen with a (alleged) history was gunned down and killed by a US Air Marshal as he (allegedly) yelled out that he had a bomb in his carry-on bag.

This country has become the serpent that has begun to eat it's own tail. This country will be destroyed by it's own arrogant pride and overzealousness to be American-like.

And oh yeah, there's a cat curled up in a toilet.

(p.s. - alleged history of mental illness)

sorry.

Things weren't always this comfy. A moment ago, some one-eyed bastard with a long, drippy nose sat on top of me. I clawed him up pretty good. He ain't coming back, nosirree.

Ah! Yet another caption contest where I am forced to use the word pussy.

Can you all shut the fuck up?

No, that's not my caption.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Shelter? No, we got him from Roto-Rooter.

I saw mommy do this with my fish when it went to sleep

Crap

The "Prom Mom" strikes again.
No one even knew she had kittens.

hot pussy in a wet seat

Mittens would often entertain the family by doing impressions of Pauly Shore's career.

Oh, we definitely have a winner there from The Hollow