...Because I know you're thinking about it.
#10: Celebriducks
...because I'm more of a shower guy.
#9: Anything from the Suicidal Santa collection
...because I was hoping for something from the homicidal elf collection
#8: Scrolling LED Belt Buckle
...because it's ok, but it's not like it should be advertised in flashing lights, or anything.
#7: Rubber bearskin rug
...because if I don't want a real one...
#6: Yes, You're Probably Dying Interactive Greeting Card
...because a hypochondriac's guide to worst-case scenarios is not a god idea...trust me.
#5: Cheech & Chong head holiday lights
...because I don't need the nightmares
#4: Santa kneeling before the Baby Jesus figurine
...because I'm pretty sure this never happened.
#3: Model 1938 Red Rider BB Gun
...because I'd shoot my eye out.
#2: Hung for the Holidays
...because I got it on iTunes already.
#1: Official George Bush serving turkey to the troops action figure
...just because.
Previous 12 Lists of Christmas Entries
#1 - Top Ten Christmas Villains
#2 - My Ten Favorite Christmas Flicks
#3 - The Totally Tasteless Top Ten
#4 - Top Ten Rankin Bass Narrators
#5 - Ten Classics from my Mom's Record Collection
#6 - Ten Exercises in Tasteful Understatement
#7 - Ten Alternative Christmas Wraps
#8 - Top Ten Tastes of Christmas
#9 - Top Ten SNL Christmas Sketches
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