Because trees and wreaths are boring.
10) Boinking Angels
9) Cats and Bees
8) Paint By Numbers
7) Che Guevara
6)Bacon
5) Holly
4) The King
3) More King
2) Porn on the Inside
1) Cash
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I LOVE the porn on the inside, but then, you probably guessed that already.
Actually, I thought you'd be all about the bacon.