You nay have read about the world's first face transplant that took place this week. Let's examine a few facts here:

• The donor of the face was a woman who had hanged herself prior to the operation.
• The recipient had suffered her facial injury when she took a bunch of sleeping pills in an effort to commit suicide.
• Her face was chewed off by her loyal dog, who tried to revive her, and has since been destroyed.

I so feel a “movie of the week” coming here.

All they need is little signs with “4815162342” on and it'd be perfect. (via The Smoking Gun)

Inspired by sites like smashmyipod.com and Give Bob A Dollar, which amaze me in their ability to be able to generate cash for doing absolutley nothing, I thought we'd try something similar here.

In two weeks time, we're holding a YesButNoButYes Christmas Lunch for our writers, but as we don't make enough cash from our ads to even pay our hosting bill, it's an "everyone pay for themselves" do.

So, I figured I'd give regular readers who love us so much the chance to throw a dollar or two into the Christmas Lunch Fund. If and when you contribute, you can add a note, and all messages will be read out to the team during the lunch, wedding-telegram style. I'll be taking photos to post here, so you can see just how much of a Bacchanal it turns into.

Here's your chance to cover the tip, pay for a bottle of wine, a bread roll or even a toothpick. You can pay via paypal or credit card.

All of which answers the question a lot of you must have been asking - no, we're definitely NOT too proud to beg :)

Happy Saturday, day of fun and holiday games...maybe to share with the kiddies.

- Extreme Santa rides a snowboard in Frosty Flips
- He's short, pissed and on a mission. He's Adventure Elf
- Someone needs some chimney target practice in Santa's Helper.
- An oldie but a goodie...how far san you toss Slingshot Santa?
- And the funniest Christmas card I've seen in a while...Jingle Smells.