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Top Ten Porn for your iPod

What - you thought i was kidding when I promised this the other day? Analysts predict that the new video iPod will be the #1 gift to get this Christmas, which means millions of male college students will be looking for something to entertain their right hand while they hold their new iPod in their left in the bathroom after Christmas lunch. Some come with us now (bad pun) as YesButNoButYes treats you to Jobs not necessarily Steve (even worse pun) as we present, the Top Ten Porn for your video iPod.

(Err, probably NSFW)

It's a pun - get it? As in “Hard Podies”. Doh. The site helpfully tells us that it is not affiliated with Apple Computer, Inc in any way. No shit, and here I was thinking that Steve J. was starting to Think REALLY Different.

Evil Angel's site offers a “Pudcast”, of which sex blog Fleshbot helpfully tells us “...pudcast (as in ”pull your...: for the benefit of those who weren't 13 year old boys at some point). This one has an RSS feed too, and it's full of - shall we say - very niche subject matter...

You know what they say - nothing in life worth having is free, and what this actually is is a series of trailers for movies they want you to buy. So it depends how quickly you can “form an opinion” if you see what we mean. Still, this weeks featured performer is Lisa Sparxx, one of my favorite performers, so it can't be all bad. (What - you thought I was just feigning interest in all this to write a witty post??)

Ahh, here's some thinking man's porn from the Suicide Girls. You may be saying to yourself at this point - “Think about it? Why the hell would I want to THINK about it?” And you may have a point.

MyDirtyiPod - an aggregation site that features many links to other sites - claims that this should be your “first stop to the dirty apples”. Oh boy. Those acrylic iPod cases ARE washable right? Maybe I should have gotten the white one.

Vivid are pretty much the dominant force in the adult industry, so I would expect no less than for them to jump on the iPod bandwagon like Ron Jeremy on a - well, anything that's warm blooded. There's an RSS feed of some high-quality production value movies.

“Hand-held”, snigger. Could be the perfect name for an adult site, when you come to think about it. What else can I tell you? Nude girls here.


Here, at least, is an original angle, in every sense of the word. All the videos are shot - err, looking down, which means that positioning your iPod somewhere in your crotch area is like a poor man's holodeck. Now, fetch me Counselor Troi....


A step above some of the other sites in sophistication, porncaster offers an RSS feed of its videos which means, theoretically, you can subscribe to it via the iTunes Music Store. There's something deliciously anarchic about that.


I guess it's only fair that one in ten of our list caters to those who live an “alternative lifestyle”, and for you there's Colt Studio's coltipod.com I know to be fair I should have downloaded one of the videos to give you a full review, but I just couldn't do it. I counted 11 movies with titles such as “Big and Plenty” and “Minute Man - I'm guessing that means ”60 seconds“ rather than ”very very very small“.

And there you have it. This is probably just the tip of the iPod iceberg, but hey - at least you won't have to try to get your jollies looking at a 1 inch high Teri Hatcher in Desperate Housewives.

Even though they're embarrassed to admit it, this feature was brought to you by the dirty old men at Podguide.TV, the guide to the best video content for your iPod - including porn.

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great links! i have some more over at Pudcast.net



said Puddy on November 27, 2005 7:03 AM.


said Jon on May 15, 2006 11:09 PM.

You've done a very nice job of listing places to get iPod Porn but there are many more. I've got a pretty good list at pornpods.eu and I keep a blog there with special offers and interesting stories and videos about my friends.

Keep it up!

said Sally on January 7, 2007 8:13 AM.

Awsome posts, I used to get mine from myipodporn.com

said Joe on February 14, 2007 10:00 PM.


said Whitney on March 31, 2007 2:26 AM.

Yeah I get mine from myipodporn.com also

said Matt on April 20, 2007 2:46 PM.

i want sex videos for i pod

said michael petrou on May 19, 2007 12:29 PM.

And if you want to hide it, the best app is HidePod

said Jim on April 10, 2008 7:37 AM.

i found some good ones at ipod-porn.us.

said Harvey DeHones on June 25, 2008 12:39 PM.

any sites free

said uniquegirl on August 15, 2008 3:10 AM.

GameLink.com has full movies available for ipod/iphone. Great quality, too.

said Miss Bounce on January 6, 2009 3:34 PM.

Too f–king good
I am sure he had a turn on that ass later on

said zenny on August 19, 2010 12:52 AM.
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