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Top Ten Lady Lip-Locks

The recent news that two Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders had been caught in a "sexual situation" which ultimately led to a fight (and their dismissal) reminded me of Jerry Seinfeld's assertion that the reason most men were fascinated by girl-on-girl catfights is that there was a chance that they might accidentally kiss.

(Also ably demonstrated by the Miller Lite catfight TV Spot - zip file here).

Which of course, was all the provocation I needed to produce the latest installment in our increasingly sordid Top Ten category. And so, get out the chapstick and pucker up, as YesButNoButYes brings you our choice of the Top Ten Lesbian Lip-Locks.

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Wild Things
We should start with a movie that's a giant in the category. I can just imagine the pitch for this movie, it probably went like that OTHER scene in Seinfeld where Kramer accepts the offer of free coffee for life....

John McNaughton: "Well, we've got Neve Campbell and Denise Richards, and they kiss several times, and..."
Columbia Tristar: "We'll TAKE it!!"

This was one of the few I couldn't find any clips for online, so if you know of one, drop me a note.

Angelina Jolie's breakout role in Gia fortunately also gave us many moments to savor that she's unlikely to repeat now that she's a household name. Case in point, a rather hot kiss with costar Elizabeth Mitchell. Angelina is, of course, also famous for the rather less exciting smooching she did with her brother. But let's not hold that against her.

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Ally McBeal
I have to give it credit - I was a regular viewer of the first season of Ally McBeal, but they jumped the shark right around the time the baby started to dance. Still, for primetime network "girl2girl" kisses, it provided a wealth of moments, including saliva swaps between Calista Flockhart and Lucy Liu, Courtney Thorne-Smith AND Jane Krakowski. Proof positive that spit contains zero calories. In fact, it seems like the only co-star Flockhart DIDN'T kiss was Portia DiRossi, who, it turns out, was the only real-life lesbian amongst them.

Cruel Intentions
"Only this time, I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth...." Buffy fanboys had waited years for Sarah Michelle Gellar to make that kind of promise, and she delivered in Cruel Intentions, the remake of Dangerous Liaisons. Somehow, it never quite does it for me the way that, logically, it should, but I couldn't not include it.

The Hunger
Here's something with a bit more vintage. In fact, I included this one for regular writer Jellio, because when I mentioned the theme of this Top Ten to him, this movie was one of the ones he went all misty eyed over. Catherine Deneuve & Susan Sarandon as hot vampire lovers. Looking back, it's pretty tame now, but I remember having it on endless replay for a while after it came out. Personally I think Sarandon was a lot hotter at Janet Weissssss in Rocky Horror, but as there was only a couple of brief girl-on-girl kisses in that one, this'll have to do for our purposes.

Embrace of the Vampire
We mentioned Allyssa Milano the other day in our recap of the recent Who's The Boss reunion, and at the time I realized that we'd completely missed her from our "Where are they now and did they got" article . Now I'm glad we can redress the balance.

If you can past the premise of the movie - a group of car crash fetishists getting off amongst the wreckage of accidents - there's a fairly hot liplock between Holly Hunter (who I've had a crush on since Always) and Rosanna Arquette. One day, I know I'm going to have to explain to my son how Mrs. Incredible is just a dirty girl.

I have to admit, I've never seen Showgirls, I just couldn't bring myself to watch it. I'm sure it's just indescribably bad, and anyone I know who HAS seen it confirms that fact. So, if like me, your eyes are still unsullied, save yourself the bother of renting the DVD and using the fast forwards, and click this link to watch what may be the only good ten seconds from the entire movie. If you slice and dice it, Joe Esterhaus probably got five figures for writing that smooch alone. "They kiss - KA-CHING"

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Madonna & Britney/T.a.T.u.
Two very famous instances of tongue juggling in the pop world. Madonna & Britney made a fairly notorious splash at the opening of the MTV music Awards, back in a year when Britney was still pretty hot - can you imagine? Pity poor Christina, robbed of her moment of glory by an ill-timed cutaway to a voyeuristic Justin Timberlake. And then there's Russian act, T.a.T.u, who obligingly gave US & UK television something to cut away from in the middle section of every performance of "All The Things She Said".

American Pie 2
By now, it's a tired cliché - two straight girls pretending to be lesbians to tease a guy. We've all seen it so many times, it's beyond boring. There's just one question I have to ask - WHY THE HELL HAS IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME? Sigh. Thanks, I needed to get that off my chest.

So there you have it. When I thought about writing this piece, I came up with so many examples that his could easily have been a top 50 or maybe even 100. Use the comments section to tell us which ones you think SHOULD have been on the list.

Credit Where Credit Is Due Dept
If you want to check out video clips of these, and many other scenes, hop on over to Girl Bitz and look through their video section, which has most of the above. Many of the images came from the Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes with a sprinkling from Sex in Cinema.

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It's been pointed out to me by Jellio that I left the #1 choice of most guys off the list, and that was Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon from Bound. I actually had that on my list to include but forgot about it until now. As I say - could have been a top 50.

said Scaramouch on November 10, 2005 9:14 AM.

Girls that kiss are neat.

said Mr-Nsaty on November 10, 2005 12:12 PM.

hey girls!!
now try tht with guys
im free here
come to me

said keeran on November 11, 2005 4:08 PM.

I agree - the scene with Tilly would definitely be #1 - who would have thought a champion poker player could be so hot? LOL

said Denny on November 11, 2005 10:45 PM.

I'd add David Lynch's Mulholland Drive. The scene between Naomi Watts and Laura Harring
is sooo HOT!

said richie on November 12, 2005 12:23 AM.

Hello to all the traffic coming in from the fantastic fleshbot.com - they have listed another site where you can get quite a few of these on video, including the Wild things scene:


said Scaramouch on November 12, 2005 12:43 AM.

Where's the Brookside kiss? Your list is missing a famous one.

said Foo on November 12, 2005 2:11 PM.

um... Mulholland Drive!!!

said Harper on November 12, 2005 2:20 PM.

Another vote for Mulholland Drive. Stunning, it was.

said Loafie on November 12, 2005 3:23 PM.

I couldn't get the videos in Scaramouch's link to play, but the Neve Campbell/Denise Richards scene can be found here (NSFW).

said anon on November 12, 2005 3:34 PM.

There's a nice scene in Color of Night with Leslie Ann Warren and Jane March going at it. And of, course, another vote for Bound.

said Gray on November 12, 2005 3:35 PM.

Another vote for Mulholland drive. Just about the hottest mainstream lesbian scene evar and I have seen them all

said rrtt22 on November 12, 2005 6:03 PM.

What about Bound? How can Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly be trumped by TATU and Britney Spears?

said Erinne on November 12, 2005 7:55 PM.

I'm actually wondering how many of you are going to remind me of "Bound" seeing as I noted the ommission in the first comment up above :)

said Scaramouch on November 12, 2005 8:09 PM.

There's a pre-'Gia' Angelina Jolie gem or three in the indie flick 'Foxfire.' HBO used to show this flick every three nights or so at 1:00 am. Phenomenal.

said Dev on November 12, 2005 9:34 PM.

nicole eggert...she doesn't answer my calls anymore,but we will always have "blown away".love to know where to peep some scenes from that film.

said dj-nj on November 12, 2005 11:09 PM.

Alright don't forget from 'Once and Again' Evan Rachael Woods and Mischa Barton. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/102293/ Evan Rachael also does a kiss in Thirteen but that's a little bit pedophilic. I guess this is too. Oh well.

said Jeff on November 13, 2005 12:48 AM.

my best girl on girl kissing scene has got to be Willow and Tara from Buffy the vampire slayer........Much hotness

said charlie on November 13, 2005 1:27 AM.

What about Charlize Theron and Christina Ricchi in 'Monster'?

said nuiloa on November 13, 2005 4:34 AM.

How about that Golden Girls episode where Bea Arthur and Rue McClenahan make out then drop Correctol tabs? That's bathroom material right there!

said Tyler Durden on November 13, 2005 10:25 AM.

Um, how could you do this without even mentioning Mulholland Drive? The worst movie ever made, somehow with the best 30 seconds of footage ever made inserted in the middle. You'll know it when you see it.

said Some Guy on November 13, 2005 11:31 AM.

Being a complete geek I have to mention two girl on girl kisses in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The first was between Terry Farrell and Susannah someone or other in the ep 'Reunion' and the second was between Nana Visitor & Nicole De Boer in one of those alternate universe eps (the name of which I can't remember).

said Spaceminx on November 13, 2005 2:45 PM.

I have to say totally agree with the person who said Willow + Tara.
Should replace the rather less worthy Cruel Intentions kiss in the list by about a million miles -like you said, should work, but somehow just doesn't.

said Rosa on November 13, 2005 3:22 PM.

What about Mulholland Drive? Hellloooo????

said Benji on November 13, 2005 5:09 PM.

Salma Hayek and some chick in Frida. I know she had a unibrow in the movie but you just put a mental bag over her head and its cool to watch.

And how can a kiss with Madonna be hot? She looks like someone's grandma in some trailer park in southern Illinois.

said dilweed on November 14, 2005 2:55 AM.

Mulholland Drive was robbed!

said Charles on November 14, 2005 6:19 AM.

I'd also vote for Mulholland Drive. Laura and Naomi's kiss was hott!

said Raquel on November 14, 2005 5:24 PM.

I'd also vote for Mulholland Drive. Laura and Naomi's kiss was hott!

said moviefan on November 14, 2005 5:25 PM.

where the hell is the lesbo kiss scene from not another teen movie? what the hell? it was one of the grossest things anyones ever seen, man.

said hollyhung on November 14, 2005 6:18 PM.

whoa, what about Rebacca Romain (stamos??) and that other chick in Femme Fatal? that is a great scene

said cobra on November 14, 2005 7:55 PM.

What about Mimi Rogers and that other chick in Dumb and Dumberer?

said afisticuffs on November 14, 2005 10:36 PM.

Seriously, Mulholland Drive. If you didn't post that you haven't seen the movie. Its confusing as hell but still good. And the lesbian scene instantly goes to the number 1 spot.

said SmilinJoeFusion on November 14, 2005 11:44 PM.

um hellooooo how about the entire 2 seasons of the l-word?!

said jane on November 15, 2005 12:15 AM.

I agree with "Mulholland Drive"... But does anyone remember "Henry & June" with Uma Thurman?

said 50 Yen on November 15, 2005 12:41 AM.

those who replied are extremely nerdy! haha

said ray ray on November 16, 2005 3:24 PM.

Gina Gershon was also in another movie "Prey for Rock and Roll" where she makes out with a very hot chick. Just yummy. I recommend that one.

said Presley on November 16, 2005 10:47 PM.

i love to see such good pics

said dhaval on November 26, 2005 4:44 AM.

Without Mulholland drive and Femme fatale, your site really sucks....I know you can improve that

said NorthMan on December 2, 2005 11:32 AM.

That just got me even hornier

said Horny on December 2, 2005 11:48 PM.

Clips of "Wild Thing" at


said enrique on December 3, 2005 11:00 PM.

punda yattam erukku

said raja on December 5, 2005 10:33 AM.

Mulholland Drive is a duh.
It was Selma Hayek and Ashley Judd in Frida.

said superfry on December 6, 2005 1:46 PM.

Thats hot girls!

said Yess on December 8, 2005 3:00 AM.

Unfortunatly whoever put this up missed the best lesbian lip lock of all, the O.C. marissa and the other smoking hot blonde on the beach. get it right!

said ralph on December 12, 2005 12:33 AM.

OH YEA!!! lesbian!

said teddy on January 4, 2006 3:14 PM.

This board is a crass representation, nay, celebration of America's impeity to Allah and the word of Muhammed (peace be upon him).

Under Koranic Sharia law these women would be stone to death for such blantant perversity, yet you people actually celebrate it!

And you wonder why Allah has punished you so!

Repent, Kuffar, or you will burn in hell for you impiety!

Death to all lesbians and Danish cartoonists!

Everytime I see the Tatu girls making out I want to martyr myself in a Zionist pizza parlor

This messege brought to you by the Information Ministry of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Remember, Saudi Arabia, Americas moderate friend in the Middle East.

said dudeman685 on March 22, 2006 8:07 PM.

Flipping channels last weekend, I came upon the old short-lived show, "Fastlane," on G4, and series co-star Tiffani(-Amber) Thiessen and guest star Jaime "My Name is Earl" Pressly in one *serious* liplock! I found out more about it (plus pix) at (where else?) After Ellen:

said Val on April 15, 2006 12:36 PM.

hmm. i think i'd agree with a lot of those kisses. i think the britney madonna one just did it for me, even though it was disappointingly short. i love britney spears (still do, i think she's wicked dispite all the stuff thats been said... and the fact she married that DORK of a man) and madonna is like my biggest musical idol, so... yeh it was way hot ;-) x

said hannah on April 17, 2006 9:00 AM.

and they made my name dudeman? wtf? i'm female! lol

said hannah on April 17, 2006 9:02 AM.

Ahhhh, yet again you temp the mercy of Allah (pbuh)

Britney and Maddona are whores. They will burn in the hottest fires of hell.

And all women who surf the internet are whores too, because if they are on the internet, they are obviously not whereing their burkas.

Furthermore, Allah will punish the state of Wyoming for allowing Brokeback Mountain to be filmed in their beautiful state. For such an unspoiled paradise to allow that infidal perversity in thier state is really a sin.

This messege paid for by the Dubai PortWorld, with additional funding from the Wyoming Department of Tourism. Remember Wyoming is a great place to visit and you can trust Dubai PortWorld with the safety of your countries ports.

said dudeman5685 on April 26, 2006 10:57 PM.

WTF??? ^^^
Anywaysss... the list could definitely be top 50.. even top 100.. hotness- and this is coming straight from a lesbian ;)

said jen on May 9, 2006 3:26 PM.

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said xquhjcnfa zqeyi on August 3, 2006 4:28 PM.

0k Ladies!!!....now lets try that with Britney Spears and Tiffani Amber Thiessen or TATU

said Anthony on August 28, 2006 2:32 PM.

My comment is totally late, I see, but I just found this gem.
Well, some of those scenes are just gross...You sould have replaced them with Mulholland drive, Henry and June and Heavenly creatures.
(Actually I haven´t even seen Mulholland drive, I just think Naomi W. is fucking hot)

said mememe on October 14, 2006 12:13 PM.

I wanna fuck a lesbian

said ron jeremy on October 20, 2006 11:51 PM.

all dykes will burn in hell and good riddance and so will all queer lovers! u dirty fucking fags! lesbians should be rounded up and GASSED! Britney spears and Madonna are FAGGOTS!

said Chris on December 8, 2006 11:42 AM.

"Imagine me and you" also had some good scenes if I remember correctly.

said pnac on December 12, 2006 11:08 AM.

like thats totally discusting and a discrace 2 all woman kind

said 2hot4u on December 21, 2006 3:11 PM.

who ever said, do you remember that movie henry and june with uma thurman must be on crack! its benny and june with johnny depp

said lame on December 22, 2006 12:27 PM.

Piper Perabo & Jessica Paré in Lost and Delirious (2001)

said Junior on December 27, 2006 4:23 AM.

AAaaahhh, chris, you are a man after my own heart, platonically speaking.

But it is not our place to gas the infidel lesbos and fags just yet, it will all come in Allahs (pbuh) good time.

and Happy Eid al-Ahda!

said dudeman5685 on January 1, 2007 1:15 AM.

Any female that kisses another is a dirty fucked up faggot. They should have gas thrown over them and then set alight. They all gonna burn in hell anyway. Filthy fucking dykes of kike Hollyweird!

said Chris on January 7, 2007 1:00 PM.

Chris and dudeman5685 cross dress in burkas and stick it in each others ass!

said EAST SIDE MAFIA on March 27, 2007 11:14 AM.

it's facinating to see the plessure on get by wacthing this girl kiss.made me cum biabe,love it

said loop on April 16, 2007 7:16 AM.

i want to take sexy kisses photos

said akash on April 20, 2007 8:07 AM.


said test on May 2, 2007 2:08 PM.


said test on May 2, 2007 2:08 PM.

How come they never look like real ones...60 pounds overweight, bad hair, loose fitting men's shirt and smelling of stale marlboros?

said g on January 26, 2008 11:18 AM.

I love when people give me & my girlfriend the "omg 2 girls kissing" look.

said hell on February 7, 2008 1:23 PM.

to chris:
go make out with another guy, we know you want to.

said hell on February 7, 2008 1:25 PM.
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