Is your city worried about Katrina-like destruction? Now you can hire the guy responsible for much of it, former FEMA director Michael Brown.

Brown is starting his own disaster preparedness consulting firm

Brown said officials need to "take inventory" of what's going on in a disaster to be able to answer questions to avoid appearing unaware of how serious a situation is.

A brazen city planner should invite Brown in for a consultation, then greet him wearing this shirt.

In other news, George Wendt is working on a diet book, and Nick & Jessica's guide to marriage should be in stores for Valentine's Day.