File this under ideas I wish I had. A strip club in Tampa Bay (which has a few) set up a Mobile Strip Club in a mobile home in the parking lot outside of Raymond James Stadium.

But last Sunday during the Bucs-Bears game, cops arrested 11 of those involved. "Bringing it to a family environment such as a Bucs game totally surprises me," Tampa police Officer Bill Todd said.

Ha! I've never thought of a pro football game as an especially "family environment."

For $20, patrons could enter the club-on-wheels, which was fitted with a disco ball and a stripper pole and equipped with booze and strippers.

As Super Fun Power Hour so eloquently puts it:

The real crime here is that topless lap dances were $20 and totally nude were $40. Talk about paying a premium for the convenience of having the strip club come to you. I wonder how watered down the drinks were.