Earlier this year, I panned the mere notion that NBC would try to remake and Americanize The Office. But, I had to admit, the first season wasn't bad.

And now, midway through season two, it's the show I most look forward to. That much was made clear a few moments ago, when I was devastated by the news NBC was running a two-hour episode of The Biggest Loser tonight instead. Pricks.

Maybe I'm such a fan because I'm living a daily off-Broadway reprisal of the show. Maybe it's just fucking funny as balls. Because it's not on tonight, here's a taste of Dwight Schrute's blog (the Gareth character):

I am looking to start dating again. I ask you, my fans, friends and readers about dating tips and what kind of girl I should seek out.

I want good teeth. I want the ability to defend oneself. I want someone insatiable, not for sex but for fun and focus.

My cousin Mose recommends me trying to date someone that can help create connections for my paper sales. Like an office manager at a large office. But a hot office manager who appreciates my intensity.

Tune in next Tuesday at 9:30 for the Christmas episode.